Keep with me its a long read but you have to understand all the facts, sorry but I cant TL;DR.
So I'm a single guy in my 20s, I work construction and I try to keep fit. Im riding the train from work and its about 5PM when while waiting at the stop a woman approaches me.
Initially everything seems cool cause I think she just like to talk sweetly and flirt and I LOVE attention and compliments like all men do.
Then, like out of nowhere she bugging me for my number and asking me where I go to work out... I totally panic... I went for my pepper spray but I completely forgot it at home. Thankfully there was a group of 3 or 4 REAL Women nearby! They quickly knocked her down and asked me if she touched me. I didn't want to seem like it wasn't the big deal it was to be so I stretched the truth a bit and said she flashed her boobs at me.
Later after the cops came I had to stretch that truth a bit further, thankfully all the women around where me pink knights and backed up what was going to have happened anyways.
I mean who just WALKS UP to a guy on a train stop and starts talking to them like they know them? I was totally out of her class and even if I wasn't, with the outfit I had on... I mean she should have known I wasn't into losers with no money.
Any other strong independent men out there have a brush with death like I did?
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