I created a Facebook group called "The Sexiest Bitches (university) has to offer." After hundreds of self-absorbed females joined the group, I changed it to "The Dirtiest Sluts (university) has to offer." This was the description of the Facebook group:
We don't have much to contribute to society besides our naive opinions and our used up orifices/bodies, and we'll never stop complaining about how women are objectified, before turning around and dancing topless and without panties, if we were even wearing any to begin with, I mean OMG panties are just a scheme perpetrated by men who are trying to rape our freedom.
We're not the most intelligent people, you won't find us in hard science or engineering courses unless we can find a guy to get answers from.
We wonder why men only want to hang out with us if they can get action, when it's rather obvious we don't have personalities or a sense of humor -- basically we're meat, and guys are happy to use us to get their rocks off because we don't really have anything else going for us.
You'll find us in the easiest courses we can find -- women's studies, sociology, communications studies, psychology, art, basic chemistry, basic math -- we try to stay away from that science and math stuff because it makes our brains hurt.
We amuse guys when we talk about how unique and different and intelligent we are, then get C's in half our courses and transfer to women's studies -- if only we hadn't fucked three guys a day during exam week.
We'll make out with our female friends not because we're liberally-minded, but because we're dirty sluts who have no sense of decency and we'll fuck anything that makes us wet or that will give us drugs or money, no matter how old the guy is.
We'll chat about how we're so much more mature than guys are age, intertwining our conversation with "like" and "omiGOD" like preteen schoolgirls.
We don't like younger guys because they don't have money to spend on us and we wouldn't look as cool.
Ah, memories.
I was on the path to enlightenment regarding men's rights issues and female privilege, but it took me ten years to finally stumble upon the movement.
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