"I'll give you a blowjob if you give me a foot massage" LTR

CypherWolf21 · 2016-04-22T08:59:41+00:00

Say yes. Get the BJ.

Afterwards when she asks for the massage:

"The United States does not negotiate with terrorists".

Edit: but seriously OP. This is not something that's negotiable. I.e. You don't want to be trading stuff for sex - might as well find a hooker.

[deleted] · 2016-04-23T09:58:23+00:00

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returnofthemackX · 2016-04-22T10:48:09+00:00

Don't negotiate sex. She should want to suck your dick.

muddynips · 2016-04-22T10:19:03+00:00

Never ever ever, under any circumstances, no matter how trivial, overtly negotiate for sex. You have to completely disregard her part of the bargain.

You can't even take the blowjob now either. She tainted the well. Next time she tries this just dread the shit out of her.

AlfredApple · 2016-04-22T06:21:52+00:00

"Isn't there a name for women who offer to trade with men for sexual services?"

I'd turn that offer down as anything sexual isn't up for trade in my opinion, it's offered with no strings. I'd probably step up my massage game starting a couple of weeks from that comment though. The only reason she is saying something like that is she wants to be touched by you more and knows that a bj is something you want.

MattyAnon · 2016-04-22T18:37:23+00:00

She is being passive aggressive - withdrawing sex in order to sell it back to you.

Best answer: "I'll let you give me a blowjob if you make me a sandwich afterwards".

Best attitude: There are other girls dying to suck you off, it's an honour for her to be with you.

Sadly my friend she is converting you to Mr Beta Bucks by virtue of your commitment which is making her seek security rather than excitement. It's time she sees you as an attractive option again.

Whether you stick with her or not, your solution is to expand your options.

All_Ads_Deceive · 2016-04-22T08:32:09+00:00

She wouldn't hesitate to suck Chads dick

[deleted] · 2016-04-22T12:28:10+00:00

There's a lot of chest beating in this thread.

Don't negotiate for sex, but if giving her a foot massage can form part of your foreplay and sexual rituals then go for it. It could be fun.

Physical contact is good and she's basically giving you a clear indication of the kind of contact she enjoys. Use that knowledge.

Don't make it a 1 BJ = 1 massage transaction. Instead use the physicality of the occasional foot massage to get both of you in the mood for fucking.

PliskinRed · 2016-04-22T11:14:31+00:00

I'd decline the 'offer' and go out.

blarggggggggggg · 2016-04-22T19:47:22+00:00

If getting blowjobs is a non-negotiable part of the life you want for yourself, you need to find someone who will give them to you.

pprstrt · 2016-04-22T07:39:29+00:00

I'd say "Get over here, I'll give you a massage", as I laugh a bit. Then make her beg me for a it a bit and then give her one. No strings attached. Maybe joke "You don't get a massage AND sex!" If I'm just sitting there though, I'm cool giving her a massage for a bit. Or if I'm busy, a no.

[deleted] · 2016-04-22T15:13:06+00:00

Read Briffault's Law.

TheThirdT · 2016-04-22T18:23:10+00:00

rub her feet with your dick and then stick it in her mouth

HarryBoughner · 2016-04-22T06:16:48+00:00

"Works for me"

Title	"I'll give you a blowjob if you give me a foot massage" LTR
Author	OnlyTRP
Upvotes	8
Comments	30
Date	April 22, 2016 6:13 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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