Must use this form before sex

Orixell · 2022-01-23T17:33:55+00:00

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Selfmade_3127 · 2022-01-23T17:10:25+00:00

Denmark has a "consent app" for mobile phones ... because every sexual interaction without provable consent has been declared rape by default
see https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9227555/Denmark-launches-sexual-consent-app-passing-new-rape-laws.html

Wildhouse83 · 2022-01-23T18:18:30+00:00

I am not sure, but I heard that in Norway this is already in action. A man must prove he did not rape a woman by showing a consent form signed by the woman he had sex with. Otherwise it is considered rape.

aknabi · 2022-01-23T17:17:14+00:00

Yeah, but make sure to have it notarized. Bitches will cancel you with any loophole left open… and collect cash and prizes.

CplJackHallowsUSMC · 2022-01-23T18:45:40+00:00

Where’s the other two pages 👀

Gameperson700 · 2022-01-23T18:02:51+00:00

I’d say that initially this doesn’t seem like such a bad idea, but the thing is, this paper misses two really crucial things. Those things being that consent can be withdrawn anytime ( within the time frame of the act) and neither the man or woman using contraception. As far as consent goes, I know a lot of times people in here like to just claim that women will change their mind afterwards, but that’s not the case a lot of times. Does it happen? Yes it unfortunately does. But a big problem is that people don’t understand consent isn’t a simple yes or no. I see that you have a checklist of activities and that’s a good start, but as I said earlier, consent can be revoked any time during the sexual act itself. This is because many times partners try something new and the other may find that it is not comfortable. If both partners are comfortable with it, then there’s no problem, but if they find an activity physically painful and the other does not stop what they’re doing after being told to, then yeah that is classified as rape.

As for contraception, both men and women have been found to tamper with it. On this form, both partners could easily lie and say yes. And at the same time, contraception is is not 100% effective especially if used the wrong way, so even if you do use contraception, getting pregnant isn’t necessarily a give away that holes were poked in the condom of that the pills weren’t taken.

Not saying that it isn’t a good thing to get consent written down, but when it comes to one of the partners not stopping an activity that is harmful, then yeah that’s where this paper falls down hill.

ZS_1171 · 2022-01-23T18:57:04+00:00

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Diomil · 2022-01-23T17:39:30+00:00

That doesn't work even if it is notarized. Remember that now you can take back consent mid-sex so you can still be accused of rape even if they signed everything.

No_Fap_is_My_Life · 2022-01-23T18:43:55+00:00

I have no hope left for real love to exist in this world now, Fuck! Why was I born in such a shitty world ! Where now even LOVE has a "pdf document" smh

skgody · 2022-01-24T01:56:30+00:00

That would take longer to fill in than the sex.

violet-aeons · 2022-01-23T17:55:44+00:00

This has to be some sort of long-form satirical performance art, right? I don't want to believe anyone is that crazy or that stupid. I have never once made my man ask permission for the thing he has a right to.

Shmaz_Pootaz · 2022-01-24T00:32:17+00:00

I know this is absolutely ridiculous, but i feel like this could be beneficial against false rape accusations for those people that regret having sex and call it rape. Like haha you signed the consent form!

divinedeviancy · 2022-01-24T08:02:34+00:00

At first I thought this was a slave contract. Wtf

KatAddicted69 · 2022-01-23T17:27:47+00:00

Can you link the pdf pls?

ditkaskids1985 · 2022-01-23T20:30:55+00:00

Well at least you know what you are getting before hand.

M_Salvatar · 2022-01-23T22:21:57+00:00

Guys, radical idea.

If you gotta nut, rub one out. And for those who will go off on me. Read THIS first, then we'll talk. Stay safe, stay childless, and stay satisfied.

Jayhawk501 · 2022-01-24T04:48:37+00:00

Can’t we just fuck?

antifeministgamer · 2022-01-24T05:56:14+00:00

Fuck what government who did this

JoshsHate · 2022-01-23T22:35:52+00:00

If you have enough of women visit my sub

apieceofshi-rock · 2022-01-24T06:42:27+00:00

What zero pussy does to a mf

Dog-knight27 · 2022-01-23T20:43:38+00:00

Hell to the fuck no just asked my girlfriend after doing it cause cool-down time we just browse our phones and she agrees this is bs. Also we like slapping each other’s asses too much so too much paper work. I physically show my affection as well.

ShiZniT3 · 2022-01-23T22:27:38+00:00

if not signed 6 months in advance in front of a lawyer, she could claim intoxication or distress.

thesmellofasneeze · 2022-01-23T19:26:26+00:00

page 1 of 3???

functionalsociopathy · 2022-01-23T21:10:09+00:00

Need a notary as well.

Stasi_1950 · 2022-01-23T21:57:32+00:00

can they withdraw consent after?

LadyKalliope · 2022-01-23T22:53:02+00:00

This is hilarious to me because no intelligent human would sign this. Consent can be revoked in the middle of sex. It can be revoked at any time during the act. Once consent is revoked, sex stops or it is now assault. Luckily most people don't yell "stop" in the middle of consensual sex.

Soulful_Sadist · 2022-01-24T00:53:45+00:00

f.t.s.

Soulful_Sadist · 2022-01-24T01:00:58+00:00

If you want to turn every intimate act hyper-clinical with no affection or excitement whatsoever... then, fine, fill out this document. Half-way through page one, the desire to mate will have faded.
If every Male refuses to mate with every female for a solid year, that will show exactly how ridiculous and, in fact, socially destructive this obsessive level of consent tracking is. If sustained long term, this would be a fast track to massive depopulation, if not complete extinction. The aim of this sort of document simply can never be successful.

ChemistryFan29 · 2022-01-24T01:09:25+00:00

this is a joke, legally there is nothing that makes this legally binding, so no court or judge or anybody will take this document seriously. Also who is to say that the other person will BS and say they were forced to sign this paper and it is under duress. This is all too complicated for me to understand,

Lacrimosa2k7 · 2022-01-24T02:43:57+00:00

I wouldn't imagine it would work in the courts, neither would the consent apps. The loophole i can already see in that document is the absence of a sobriety clause and a slot for names and age range. Even if you put the 4k'est quality camera with verbal confirmation while she signs it there is always the arguement of "being forced to sign" or mildly under rhe influence of date rape drugs during signage. Plus she can claim she said "stop" in klingon at negative 2000 decibels during intercourse but you refused. There are so many loopholes her lawyer can use while she puts on the waterworks at the right intervals. Finally, some judges will perceive the document like they do with prenups: toilet paper with ink on it. Nonetheless its a good initiative, it would just be unfortunate carrying the CONsent and the CONdom just to end up getting CONned.

According-Pie8357 · 2022-01-24T04:13:13+00:00

Somebody has a lot of time on their hands!

DemonizedHuman · 2022-01-24T09:54:21+00:00

Well now they won't be able to claim fake Sexual Assault tho.

Chafrador · 2022-01-24T10:04:23+00:00

Hey it's just like that South Park episode.

DarthCallidous · 2022-01-24T11:02:01+00:00

Vaginal sex recieving: females only? What kinda transphobic shit is this?

faith_crusader · 2022-01-24T11:05:05+00:00

This could be useful in places prostitution is legal.

Dethel1901 · 2022-01-24T12:44:51+00:00

U know what… i think it's better to just be gay at this point. Cuz at least the dude ain't gonna have me thrown in jail just cuz he didn't feel like it anymore DURING the sex…

Sudden_Yak_23 · 2022-01-25T01:52:02+00:00

This was a stale joke in MAD MAGAZINE in the 90s.

No its reality

ModernSchizoid · 2022-02-14T18:20:26+00:00

Since consent can be withdrawn at anytime, there's only one solution to this issue. Both parties have to keep pressing their thumbs on the consent app during the act, all the time. If they take their thumbs off, that means consent is withdrawn.

There'd be a huge market for leashes that tape smartphones to your thumb, sold alongside condoms in pharmacies.

AdmiralShawn · 2022-01-24T11:57:56+00:00

Lawyercel

Title	Must use this form before sex
Author	NoahCharlie
Upvotes	356
Comments	112
Date	January 23, 2022 5:00 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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