I'm a big proponent of the Apocalypse Opener. Every man should make it part of their routine. If anything, it will boost your confidence like none other, obliterate oneitis, and make you a master of rejection. A very enthusiastic "let's fuck" should be on your mind every moment of every day. If it's not, well, now you know the reason you're not getting laid.

Aim high (she has to be attractive) and go straight for her pussy like you have nothing to lose. Get her alone, look her straight in the eyes, give her a devilish grin, optionally pay her a quick compliment, and don't ask, tell her "let's fuck." If she says "no," say "okay" and either walk away or talk about something else.

I have field tested this approach myself quite a bit. Usually, the initial responses are a combination of laughs, smiles, and blushes. The boyfriend card almost always gets played. Your response in that case should be "he's not at my place." Even if you have moral hangups about cheating, the point is to not back down short of a solid "no." Don't settle for excuses.

Being attractive yourself significantly ups your odds, and like the unwritten law of Real Estate says: it's all about "location, location, location." For example, it works better in bars and clubs than it does when a girl is working at a store. Keep in mind that girls always go for what feels good at any given moment, so it's not so much what you say but how you say it.

It decimates bitch shields, and shows that you have enormous balls. Doing it right makes you come across as one powerful motherfucker. "You're cute, let's fuck" is quite a compliment. The hotter the girl, the better she will take it.

Sometimes it works, too. I once landed a self-described lesbian by using it, and was it ever hard and intense. I didn't just show her my O Face, she showed me her Ooooooooooooooooh Face and we both thought her head was going to explode.

What does this have to do with porn?

If the only thing that you use porn for is to get yourself off, you are doing it wrong.

Porn is a great way to run the Apocalypse Opener on a girl if you're running slower, smoother game on her.

Game her back to your place. Do not lock the door until later on, just before you bang. You want her to have a clear, comfortable exit path if she chooses to use it where you don't have to lift a finger.

Ask her if she wants a drink. Make her a drink if she does.

Sit on your couch together, make sure you're both relaxed and comfortable. Dim the lights. And then just turn it on. Keep the volume reasonably low. Watch it like you're just watching some nature documentary about birds.

She might look at you, horrified. Stay calm. Eyes on the screen. Chill as fuck. Wait for it to pass.

She might blush and hide her face and say "oh my god." Remain cool as a cucumber.

She might leave. Let her leave. Stay seated and calm.

If she starts yelling at you or slapping you, point at the door and say "there's the door." Keep your eyes on the screen.

Ignore any questions or outbursts. You are unphased.

Once the mood is chill and the initial shock has worn off, say "let's fuck" as cool and sincere as possible. Eyes on the screen, unemotional like a rock.

If she says "no," don't budge. Say "okay." Keep watching for a few. Then turn and look at her and have a normal conversation with her about something completely unrelated and leave it playing in the background.

Sub-communicate that you are inviting her to fuck during your conversation. Absolutely no pressure whatsoever.

She may ask you to turn it off or change it. Turn it off, don't change it. Continue talking.

Maintain frame and do not revisit the subject of sex unless she does. Show her how cool you can be while the TV does all the work of showing her exactly what you want. The ball's in her court now, and if she changes her mind she'll let you know.

Make a mix tape of your hand-picked favorite scenes. Be sure to screen it closely ahead of time so there's no sick shit. No dialogues, just straight-up PIV fucking. Girls are self-conscious about boob size, so consider making a few different mixes sorted by titty, and be sure to play the most appropriate one so she isn't intimidated by that.