A few years back, I was sitting with the family eating dinner. We talked about dating and relationships. It was long before this sub existed, long before I took the path down this road, but it was the first warning shot:

Me: "I treat girls on dates the same way I'd want a guy to treat my younger sister"

Sister: "Um... I'd never want to date that kind of guy"

It was shocking back then, hit me pretty hard. Me and her are pretty close and thank god she ended up with an upstanding guy. But yeah, words of wisdom from the baby sis. Other pearls from her:

• "I can't blame you for wanting to treat women like that, they deserve it"
• "Asshole works, plain and simple"
• On dating multiple plates, whether two or three are enough: "Why not four"
• "Don't call her back, move on"

I fucking love my sister