Dating app delusions from Luxy

moorekom · 2022-12-31T10:34:38+00:00

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Urch_b_Smirch · 2022-12-31T02:53:39+00:00

She may know her worth but McDonald's does too

Sudden-Note3511 · 2022-12-31T02:55:21+00:00

Obese woman who is rapidly approaching (more likely smashing) into the wall. She wants YOU to be responsible for all her emotional and financial needs/wants, and to have no standards for yourself. In return you get to be with this train wreck of a delusional, narcissistic gold digger. Gentlemen please form an orderly queue with your wallets in hand and standards at the door.

gentle_lemon · 2022-12-31T02:51:24+00:00

“Feminine queen”? Nah, more like an ‘androgynous village’. Although, given the fact that she literally would make Urkel look like a king, maybe she does have something to offer.

PirateDocBrown · 2022-12-31T03:10:07+00:00

Imagine the smell.

lurkerhasarisen · 2022-12-31T03:26:22+00:00

Sometimes I really miss the FatPeopleHate sub...

One-Move · 2022-12-31T03:12:46+00:00

Honey Barby does not look like that

Land_of_the_Losers · 2022-12-31T03:31:49+00:00

I know my worth

Then you'd better get to work clearin' tables and washin' dishes at the local greasy spoon.

War-rior314 · 2022-12-31T03:43:00+00:00

Not even forklift certified guys would take her. Jezuz chirst.

Blackbarnabyjones · 2022-12-31T04:03:21+00:00

This is just a sentient , talking, fat lump.

And what does it do with it's sentience? GIVE ITSELF DELUSIONS!!!

It's for the church! NEXT!!!

Stealth_Not_Required · 2022-12-31T03:34:38+00:00

If she’s describing herself as a queen she’s not a winner.

PenelopeShoots · 2022-12-31T04:24:08+00:00

That's a bathroom reflection shot. How did that get onto Luxy? Does she work there? Does a friend who slipped in her ad? Or is Luxy a scam?

skizzums0 · 2022-12-31T03:55:17+00:00

At least it doesn't sound like she has two kids yet, like most of them

Futuredanish · 2022-12-31T03:10:24+00:00

Sausage fingers

Hiverna · 2022-12-31T07:09:58+00:00

Wtf is all them folks calling themselves kings and queens? They ain’t monarchs by any means.

NMazer · 2022-12-31T03:53:36+00:00

Should've just put plus size.

I-am-the-lul · 2022-12-31T06:58:39+00:00

I'm guessing that it cost a lot of money to join this dating app.

me_grimmlock · 2022-12-31T06:19:37+00:00

Dummy mode: Activated

scorpionandrose · 2022-12-31T08:31:56+00:00

Support my dreams and health goals?? It’s no dream to eat clean and get into the gym.

Pregogets58466 · 2022-12-31T08:03:01+00:00

Totally hot girl.

SwiftStrik3 · 2022-12-31T08:43:45+00:00

Thank god that's nsfw, I about threw up.

UncleJ111 · 2022-12-31T09:46:29+00:00

"health goals"

themoviehero · 2022-12-31T10:15:53+00:00

She is literally dressed like Shrek in the pic lol

Title	Dating app delusions from Luxy
Author	fabioochoa
Upvotes	85
Comments	45
Date	December 31, 2022 2:27 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/zzix0m/dating_app_delusions_from_luxy/
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