21 Things Women Wish Men Knew…to be bullshit.

[deleted] · 2014-02-22T14:49:56+00:00

Remember, PMS stands for “physical and mental stress.” So let me cry freely, behave irrationally, and eat your dessert. My mood swings are hormonal, not personal.

"Oh, really? I have to tell you, I fucked your best friend yesterday. She's hot and I couldn't do anything about it. It's all evolution. Me fucking other girls is hormonal, not personal."

sliqwilly · 2014-02-22T10:13:03+00:00

one of those things, "That’s fine. I secretly delight when other guys purchase discount viagra"

SillyAmerican · 2014-02-22T16:42:40+00:00

I felt like I was watching a Discovery Channel documentary The Hamster in the Wild where the narrator was broke down hamster behavior.

The hamster was so strong with this woman - she was a hamster jedi.

Sometimes hamster logic in a woman can be fun and entertaining. It's actually cute and charming at times when it's harmless - like taking extra spoonfuls of bananas foster.

Other times... The Hamster is used for evil - like raising children to hate their fathers in order to prevent 50-50 custody and lock in child support. Then hamster jedi becomes hamster sith.

fenhongyaowan · 2014-02-22T08:31:37+00:00

Good for you. Care to share those 21 things?

FloranHunter · 2014-02-22T23:52:36+00:00

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You can either show a link or show writing e.g. "Got a good chuckle out of this." Reddit doesn't allow both.

Hyooge · 2014-02-22T23:22:13+00:00

The alternative male version. Written in utmost sincerity. Points are parallel to original article. Links are NSFW.

Edited: Added the extra 4 points from original article

25 Things Men Wish Women Knew

Listen to me because I make logical sense and you don't.
Men speak a lot less than women. But we actually say what we mean.
I have a lot of testosterone, so let me check out other girls, fuck you often and eat your pussy like it's the Last Supper. It's hormonal not personal.
The gym is a man's gift to himself. I love looking jacked in the mirror. The time to worry is when I start glancing over at the yoga mats.
Never tell me I look massive because I already know. All I need is one simple protein shake and a Kit-Kat after every training session.
I don't remember what clothes you wear unless you looked really fit in them. The fact you don't wear them all the time makes me feel you don't like looking good for me.
I wanted to fuck you from the first time I met you. You should feel respected that I spent time seducing you instead of flat out raping you like those pesky Redpillers would.
I don't bother saying that you're the best lover I've ever had because you will never believe me, because you're a girl.
I always exaggerate my true number because 10 girls in the last week is better than being a virgin, right?
I never read your Twitter because it's always emotional drivel that must be my fault.
If you change your surname to mine it won't make me marry you. It'll make me move country.
Spontaneously go down on me from out of nowhere, and I might let you stay in my bed after I've finished.
Yes my mates know you gave me a rimjob, I sent them a Snapchat of it.
I need to make myself laugh because you never will.
You can't be jealous when other girls try to talk to me. I don't get jealous when you talk to the boys in the Yu-Gi-Oh Club. Understand equality, like a real woman.
I don't fuck you hard to punish you. Sometimes I just need to feel in control and dominant. I can't explain that.
You are irresistible to me all the time because I'm always horny.
I can, do and will fake how much money I make. But I'd rather you'd be interested in me rather than my wallet.
"Do you want to cum in my mouth?" kills the romantic gesture. I am finishing in there regardless. Don't ask, just open wide.
I love sex, with or without you. I really mean it! With or without you. Didn't you even read #2?
I'll probably be early because I respect other people. And I really don't want to get blue balls.
If you cheat, I will break up with you and you'll wish you never had.
Yeah, I'll even let you tie me up and spank me. I'll always put your freaky lusts before my dignity, because I love you.
Here's how to fix what you're doing in bed. When you cum, mean it. When I cum, open wide.
You should feel lucky to have me because not all boys are as cool or as sexy as me. You can't have all of me unless you have other girls to share me with.

[deleted] · 2014-02-23T02:44:14+00:00

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fasterfind · 2014-02-22T12:44:59+00:00

That was epic!

JP_Whoregan · 2014-02-23T00:14:15+00:00

Men's Health should stick to topics about health. Then again, if their authors are really this Blue Pill and White Knight-ish, maybe they shouldn't be giving gym advice either.

Space_Ninja · 2014-02-23T04:32:07+00:00

Couldn't just make it ten. She had to go for 21 stupid things to write about, and then they wonder why men don't listen.

totorox · 2014-02-23T21:45:08+00:00

Wtf is that shit ? It's so bad I'm suspecting it's intentionally done in order to drown the quality of this subreddit. It's facebook-twatter-tumblrcunt quality.

This is interesting : http://socialpathology.blogspot.ca/2014/02/wtf.html

Disclaimer : I'm a newbie to everything so this comment of mine isn't pretended to be said from any position of authority. Just my opinion.

MockingDead · 2014-02-24T16:36:16+00:00

The fact that this is something more than one woman believes just reinforces my belief that the “female experience” is mostly about being clinically insane.

Yup

I loved you long before I told you. Playing the long game is in a woman’s DNA. We don’t throw a Hail Mary in the first quarter. (And you thought we didn’t know football.)

Hamster on long game

That's why you fucked three dudes in bathrooms on three consecutive nights? I guess you didn't love them.

JP_Whoregan · 2014-02-23T00:08:12+00:00

No amount of beej is going to make me tune into this week’s edition of “She Said This, Then I Said This, And Isn’t She A Bitch I Can’t Believe She Thinks She’s So Amazing”

This is so fucking hilarious because TRUE. And to top things off, my ex would CONSTANTLY shit-test me on this, wanting to chit chat about some inane bullshit from work about people I don't know a damn thing about, and I'm somehow supposed to maintain interest through this epic story. And she would want my attention for said story when I was actively engaged in doing something else, just so she could call me an 'asshole' for "not paying attention to her." Spin, hamster, spin.

Title	21 Things Women Wish Men Knew…to be bullshit.
Author	A4m1n
Upvotes	52
Comments	18
Date	February 22, 2014 8:18 AM UTC (12 years ago)
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