"How to get men to do what you want, based on their hormonal levels throughout the day"

brosareawesome · 2013-06-08T09:51:34+00:00

I like how she cited so many research articles to back up her claims.

nigglereddit · 2013-06-08T07:21:09+00:00

If it looks a little bit like science, tastes a tiny bit like science and I'm told it's science then by God it is science.

I'll take three. And stop trying to tell me this is pseudo-scientific horse shit. This is going to enable me to predict and plan my life, it says so right there on the web site.

DallasTruther · 2013-06-08T07:35:17+00:00

Morning: Have him do this, that, and give him the other project while he's still productive.

Me: STFU lemme sleep (not even gonna touch the DEMANDING tone)

Afternoon: Invite him to work....

Me: How about we hang out before I have to head to ACTUAL work later? We can go to a store or two, grab a DVD...

Evening: Ask for a favor, or a raise, and GET HIM TO AGREE to anything you need a yes to.

Me: Probably if I have time, DUDE YOU HAVE A JOB (plus I give you plenty of extra money when I feel like it), and We've talked about this, our newest curtains are fine... please don't look for more, we don't need new couches just because YOU don't like that they're brown, and why are you trying to get me to agree to something that we've both said was settled?

After all of this, I'm happy I'm a gay man, because the extra shit that straight guys have to go through seems wild.

HilscherFarms · 2013-06-08T07:31:58+00:00

So remember guys, a woman is most likely to sleep with you about a week after her bleeding phase.

Title	"How to get men to do what you want, based on their hormonal levels throughout the day"
Author	iamdamagedgoods
Upvotes	24
Comments	14
Date	June 8, 2013 6:45 AM UTC (13 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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