Porch Pirate in Dallas with GoFundMe page since she works three jobs.

mrjoey35 · 2018-01-15T23:36:51+00:00

r/titlegore

Narrowminded · 2018-01-15T21:44:04+00:00

Great job on writing out that title.

ieandrew91 · 2018-01-15T23:22:15+00:00

I feel like a 5th grader wrote that

NateNMaxsRobot · 2018-01-16T00:06:09+00:00

If you Google her name and Dallas it’s cited that she is a model.

So pretty much anyone is a model these days. Thanks, Instagram.

incel_supporter · 2018-01-16T00:29:48+00:00

I messed in her Instagram. She had a rich sugar daddy from 2012-2015, then they obviously broke it off. She goes from courtside Mavericks games to saying people shouldn't be so materialistic and posting bikini shots. Basically, she has no marketable skills except for what's between her legs. So she steals.

I heard she got dog food and medication. Loser.

GoodShitLollypop · 2018-01-16T03:29:30+00:00

There's nothing in the link, and OP has made no post here, to explain the GoFundMe part of this headline. Did OP have a stroke half way through this process?

2018-01-15T22:22:29+00:00

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Boonaki · 2018-01-16T03:17:45+00:00

It's interesting, as I understand it, if you steal from FedEx or UPS it's a slap on the wrist. If you steal from USPS the charges can be incredibly sever.

I hope she stole a couple of USPS packages.

Cerebral_parsley · 2018-01-16T02:04:31+00:00

r/awfuleyebrows

RonDonVolante92 · 2018-01-16T16:14:09+00:00

Check that sign on the porch. Im pretty sure it tells her to smile bc shes on camera

2018-01-16T18:17:46+00:00

Pussy pass? How so, it was a person caught grabbing shit off porches. Man, woman, it's illegal.

Almost935 · 2018-01-16T00:17:41+00:00

lived in the middle eats for 3 years? doing what?

kaczan3 · 2018-01-17T08:56:30+00:00

How does one work three jobs? 8h+8h+8h = 24h. Does she commute between jobs outside the space-time continuum?

Title	Porch Pirate in Dallas with GoFundMe page since she works three jobs.
Author	Moufboy
Upvotes	363
Comments	48
Date	January 15, 2018 9:29 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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