"I want a man who has his shit in order because I sure don't" - post by u/typo-magashiv

Land_of_the_Losers · 2022-08-10T19:32:55+00:00

"Also, he must be at least 6 feet tall cuz I wanna wear heels sometimes. Also: buy me heels as a show of good faith."

Ok-Adeptness4906 · 2022-08-10T19:32:10+00:00

"Not exactly sure what to put" - how about just one tiny, little thing - besides your wants - that you bring to the table?

Joaquino7997 · 2022-08-10T20:18:46+00:00

TL,DR:

"I got pumped-n-dumped and need an ATM machine to provide for me and my kid."

Balefirez · 2022-08-11T01:30:08+00:00

Every time I see, “We are a package deal” I just shake my head. Usually “package deal” means you get more for less money. Single Mother^TM package deals are less for more money. Used car value for new car prices. Act fast, quantities are limited!

spaghetti_hitchens · 2022-08-11T03:40:50+00:00

I see the package, but where's the deal?

Grammar-Notsee_ · 2022-08-10T19:32:47+00:00

Long term dating?

FrikkenOG · 2022-08-11T06:55:09+00:00

They always mention how they’re a ‘package deal’ like it’s a good thing.

One-Move · 2022-08-11T21:07:42+00:00

They never get, that the last time her kids would have been of value to a man was like 1890 on the farm (free labor)

chirruphowlinkeeaahh · 2022-08-11T13:07:48+00:00

She should start street walking with her kid and opt for begging.

Ok_Antelope9648 · 2022-08-16T01:55:57+00:00

A package deal, like getting crabs with your HIV.

Title	"I want a man who has his shit in order because I sure don't" - post by u/typo-magashiv
Author	moorekom
Upvotes	162
Comments	23
Date	August 10, 2022 7:25 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/wl6b5w/i_want_a_man_who_has_his_shit_in_order_because_i/
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