The weirdest, oddest and funniest PPD I have seen in a while.

deezdanglin · 2022-01-18T16:31:33+00:00

Stripper Pollen: the ultimate weapon.

CSA-Joe · 2022-01-18T17:31:31+00:00

I hate how fucking smug they look in their mugshots, like they have nothing to worry about.

bestbegreat · 2022-01-18T15:55:14+00:00

Petty. But I have to agree, glitter is hard to get out of well pretty much anything. Shit is annoying. Well played Frank. They got what they deserved

TheFuckerUpperOfShit · 2022-01-18T16:58:20+00:00

Glitter... The herpes of craft supplies. It never goes away.

And they're still trying to determine if they went to his home with the intention of glittering him? Who has that much glitter on hand if they didnt plan that?

CreepingJeeping · 2022-01-18T18:53:29+00:00

Story time. I had an ex-girlfriend that had a spare key to my car because I had moved away from everyone for college.

I jokingly said I was coming to an open invite birthday party she posted on Facebook. Apparently this deserved her drawing pink window chalk penises and putting baby powder in all my vents as well as tuna under my seats.

I calmly called her and told her she had 1 hour to show up and clean it up. She declined and hung up. I sent a text requesting the same and she responded that I deserved it.

Campus police had her at my car in less than 20 minutes and allowed me to take pictures to shame post even though she threw a FIT. ( I never posted them). I also declined to make her pay to have the car detailed or press charges. Super satisfaction enough just watching her wash windows and try to get baby powder fully cleaned up.

Jigs79 · 2022-01-18T15:54:00+00:00

They had it coming ..

LoopyMercutio · 2022-01-18T16:17:51+00:00

I mean… anything but glitter you can kinda shrug off. Glitter, yeah, they are getting what they deserve.

Capital-Swim-9885 · 2022-01-18T16:52:00+00:00

Good on him. He's now a beacon of the community.

Based_Hootless · 2022-01-18T20:05:24+00:00

Stupid smirks on their faces

ArthurHaroldKaneJnr · 2022-01-19T01:31:42+00:00

Colon's been dealing with shit all his life.

Deadpan9 · 2022-01-18T19:05:08+00:00

Glitter itself should be classified as hazmat.

Melodic-Hunter2471 · 2022-01-18T17:38:42+00:00

I love how they are so proud of their behavior in their mugshots.

quecaine · 2022-01-18T17:00:01+00:00

Nobody gonna comment how in the first sentence dudes name is Colon?

Phunyun · 2022-01-19T02:22:29+00:00

Nice clickbait.

Just say it in the damn title.

johnschool · 2022-01-19T07:07:40+00:00

"now that what you call a glitter crime" worst first line written EVER!! lolol

VIIIMan · 2022-01-18T16:44:01+00:00

I gotta tell ya, given all the weird shit that has come out of there over the years, Pinellas County sure does sound like an exciting place.

Georgeisthecoolest · 2022-01-18T19:18:09+00:00

It is also not known whether Franks and O’Donovan arrived at the apartment with the intention of throwing the containers full of glitter, but the shiny material is known to be incredibly irritating to deal with, with some companies even offering the opportunity for people to annoy their enemies by sending packages full of glitter in the post.

LgDietCoke · 2022-01-18T15:54:27+00:00

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HexagonHobbes · 2022-01-18T16:09:33+00:00

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poiuytygo · 2022-01-18T19:14:43+00:00

Glitter is no joke though, I remember seeing a post a while ago of a woman losing her eye thanks to bunch of glitter getting in her eye.

loughlan · 2022-01-18T21:28:07+00:00

Lost me at colon. Not Colin, but colon?

sethmeister1989 · 2022-01-18T17:26:26+00:00

Of course this happened in Florida

McSmarfy · 2022-01-18T17:55:50+00:00

I fucking hate glitter, so this one is good twice.

More like good a thousand times because repost, repost, repost, repost... but I still have to speak up as to my hatred for glitter.

mickeybuilds · 2022-01-18T19:47:03+00:00

What were the containers made of? The article says they threw containers of glitter and the canned pic shows what appears to be a glass container. If these assholes were chucking glass containers then, that's even worse.

Electrical-Bacon-81 · 2022-01-18T21:32:11+00:00

Glitter is satan's pollen.

SugarWoody · 2022-01-18T21:57:42+00:00

I’ve seen sub par strippers over the years but god damn I’d rather toss dollars at a steaming goats asshole

Duchat · 2022-01-18T22:18:15+00:00

Premeditated. They brought that glitter to throw it. Gangster.

ShaggysGTI · 2022-01-18T22:48:30+00:00

Two women, Florida, glitter, felony. I like these keywords…

2022-01-18T23:25:00+00:00

Franks then allegedly jumped over the patio fence and entered the victim’s apartment, where she proceeded to throw more containers of glitter at him.

LPT: no ground-floor apartments.

GreatOneLiners · 2022-01-19T00:04:44+00:00

Let’s be honest, they’ll plead down and stay out of jail

Frothingdogscock · 2022-01-19T00:17:55+00:00

I've not seen it for 4 days, since it was last posted in this sub..

Curia-DD · 2022-01-18T18:24:56+00:00

I have lots of glitter and there's no way I am letting any of it go to waste by throwing it at someone

Specific-Ant-3065 · 2022-01-18T18:06:13+00:00

Of course Florida….. I love living here, but for fucks sake- get it together Floridians.

bolieves · 2022-01-18T18:22:40+00:00

I’m On their side

AgentBandito · 2022-01-19T00:18:18+00:00

Used Glitter.

It was SUPER EFFECTIVE!

DeliriousBacon · 2022-01-19T02:22:11+00:00

What I love most about the photos is that smiling in your prison photo is one of the easiest ways to give the prosecutor more evidence.

CB12B10 · 2022-01-19T03:36:46+00:00

What one, or both, was he banging?

TexasMilitia · 2022-01-19T06:19:23+00:00

He probably turned down one of them for being batshit crazy, or pumped and dumped one (or both), so they blew their gas station cashier paychecks on 20 bottles of party glitter and righted some fucking wrongs

johnschool · 2022-01-19T07:08:16+00:00

her name is also literally ass

2022-01-19T08:48:29+00:00

Both Franks and O’Donovan were arrested and charged with felony burglary with assault or battery. Franks was also hit with a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief for allegedly breaking the apartment window.

The PP was not D because this was a Home Invasion. In Florida state law, Home Invasion occurs when an illegal and forceful entry to an occupied, private dwelling with violent intent to commit a crime against the occupants, such as robbery, assault, rape, murder or kidnapping, is committed.

That's a pretty stiff felony they decided to leave off. She forcefully entered an occupied private dwelling with the intent to assault him. It's a first-degree felony, whereas Burglary is only a second-degree felony in Florida.

Larsj1977 · 2022-01-19T12:54:17+00:00

"Argh no, not glitter.. it burns!"

rp_whybother · 2022-01-19T13:06:19+00:00

Why so serious?

Title	The weirdest, oddest and funniest PPD I have seen in a while.
Author	daeron187
Upvotes	951
Comments	81
Date	January 18, 2022 3:52 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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