Woman offers "her body" to get out of arrest. "I will f-ck you," she offered to the officer. "I don't have no (sic) STDs," she added.

ThingYea · 2023-01-22T09:14:53+00:00

His tone when he says "stop talking" is interesting. Especially the third time he says it. Sounds like he's actually trying to give her the best advice she needs in that situation.

Derp800 · 2023-01-22T16:22:38+00:00

If a cop actually tells you to stop talking, you should actually listen.

Jedibbq · 2023-01-22T13:21:37+00:00

When you have to say “ I don’t have stds” up front….

RGB_OK · 2023-01-22T06:48:17+00:00

A literal pussypass this time around.

FoxBeach · 2023-01-22T15:09:51+00:00

If you “don’t have no STDs”……that means you DO have them.

Je_D23 · 2023-01-22T08:01:51+00:00

don't have no...

Double negative is positive

Edit: typo

Ben-Dover-Dachar · 2023-01-22T15:17:34+00:00

Also her : why am I looked at as a sexual object?

hellabad · 2023-01-22T16:26:37+00:00

I love have she even played the race cards towards the end, you can barely hear it.

Five2one521 · 2023-01-22T22:38:48+00:00

Imagine a guy trying to get out of a ticket with a female officer all while stating, “Let’s do it in your cruiser so I don’t goto jail.”

spermbanks · 2023-01-22T15:01:17+00:00

wtf is she wearing? Looks like a literal hooker, you wouldn't be caught in the day time dressed like that

random_question4123 · 2023-01-22T18:03:05+00:00

Guaranteed she would have sued the police department and the state the next day if he took her up on her offer

dontwontcarequeend65 · 2023-01-22T14:32:57+00:00

Why dis ho got a tag hanging off her clothes?

jus trashy

Father_Wisdom · 2023-01-22T15:33:06+00:00

So she does have STD’S?

Comfortable-Guitar27 · 2023-01-22T20:22:35+00:00

You know for damn sure this has worked for her in the past.

Likherpusisaur · 2023-01-23T07:35:57+00:00

She employed a double-negative, indicating that she indeed does have STD's. When oh when will these ladies of the evening learn proper grammar? You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

recnacsimsinimef · 2023-01-26T16:28:24+00:00

And if that doesn't work, call him a racist.

LivingTall2789 · 2023-01-22T10:06:50+00:00

I would have lost my job.

marssharkexpressrice · 2023-01-22T22:04:37+00:00

this is what happens if a fatherfigure is missing in a girls life.

not even 5 seconds to look at her and know that she is lacking selfawarness and a healthy portion of selfrespect. before someone cries, i have never ever met a woman that was a succesful person, and wearing such stuff basically looking like a prostitue from the Grand theft auto games. its a sign of lacking in selfrespect, selfworth and a good portion of being a stable empowered woman with having a stable digniful relationship. its sad.

xyzjoysibar · 2023-01-22T18:10:03+00:00

Zero self respect whatsoever.

LogicalAnswerk · 2023-01-23T05:32:16+00:00

The Twitter comments are so toxic

ZekalMacabre · 2023-01-23T15:40:02+00:00

I wouldn't accept sex from a cracked out, likely meth headed prostitute either.

DiscoShaman · 2023-01-23T00:34:42+00:00

lol too bad for her - she thot she was being arrested by Johnny Sins!

ArthurHaroldKaneJnr · 2023-01-23T00:34:53+00:00

When she says "I will f\ck you*", she doesn't mean it literally. It means she will claim she was coerced into sex /s

juan_cena99 · 2023-01-22T21:56:54+00:00

Thats like a porn film scenario. And the cop is bald so he could have done his best Johnny Sins impression lol.

uCry_iLoL · 2023-01-22T19:43:03+00:00

What did she look like?

proformax · 2023-01-22T10:45:12+00:00

You just know he went home and imagined if he said yes.

Bland-fantasie · 2023-01-22T12:24:48+00:00

I would have destroyed that pussy and then still brought her to jail

daryllhurst · 2023-01-22T13:01:24+00:00

See. That’s the reason I wanted to be cop when I was 16.

LadyNCO · 2023-01-22T14:17:03+00:00

If she has a dick tucked, he's in a shit ton of trouble for brutalizing a member of the LGBTQ community. Hell, I would have kicked her in the pussy after she propositioned me.

Professional-Dog-265 · 2023-01-23T05:41:52+00:00

This is a hilarious post given there's over 1000 sexual assault cases against police officers and 1 officer convicted as a serial rapist and another who has kidnapped, raped and killed a women in the UK (I know shit like that definitely doesn't happen in ANYWHERE else, it's obviously just a problem in the UK alone). Definitely don't feel like police officers have a leg to stand on or should be revirved as some sort of white knights currently.

person_404 · 2023-01-22T14:29:07+00:00

She said, I will fuck your life, not that shed fuck him..

Lost_C0z · 2023-01-23T06:35:25+00:00

I knew exactly what to expect and the Twitter comments are still fucking hilarious lmao

Likherpusisaur · 2023-01-27T01:22:11+00:00

What disturbed me most about this was that the very first comment I'd read on that page was by some beta-ass simping about how he'd gladly lose his job for that skank and would pay her bail on top of that!

Necessary_Tip_5295 · 2023-01-27T16:23:32+00:00

"I don't have no (sic) STDs"..Righttttttttttttttttttt

mrrooftops · 2023-02-05T23:37:46+00:00

She was being honest when she said 'I don't have no STDs'...

Savfuckingapproved · 2023-02-06T02:47:47+00:00

why do women

MenLoveCatsToo2 · 2023-02-08T03:34:10+00:00

How much you wanna bet she would have been up and down that department talking about he raped her?

PMRANDx · 2023-02-24T06:35:29+00:00

Lol... all tryinna sell they bodies

mushroomguy59 · 2023-03-09T00:28:13+00:00

Someone post this to fds and two xchromosomes.

Title	Woman offers "her body" to get out of arrest. "I will f-ck you," she offered to the officer. "I don't have no (sic) STDs," she added.
Author	pawgadjudicator3
Upvotes	1219
Comments	112
Date	January 22, 2023 6:45 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/10ida1h/woman_offers_her_body_to_get_out_of_arrest_i_will/
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