There's this 5 (she could be at least an 8 IF she knows how to dress up and wear make up properly but I don't give a shit. I'm not attracted to her) who had a huge crush on me since high school who acts like she doesn't like me and shit. Kept bugging me and trying to get my attention on Facsbook, outside irl, etc with her bullshit.

One day she decided to laugh and shamlessly told me she was a virgin. Obviously, she was not a virgin.

So, I just told her "lol You're not a virgin. I'm not buying it even if you eat shit in front of me as a proof"