Arther Morgan

John Marston

Jin Kazama

Dante

Hworang

Corvo Attano

Sam Fisher

Geralt of Rivia

Nathan Drake

Jin Sakai

Not a single time have I seen an ugly, balding, short, skinny, autistic male protagonist (actually there is one. The game's called 'Cuckold Simulator.' It's on Steam for $3.95. The game's for people like Ropeordope to prep them.)

Either virtual or real, our society is so obssessed with chad you just can't escape from it.

Everywhere is chad.