Florida Woman, 25, Ends Date by Stealing Man's Car, Slitting His Throat and Tossing Him Off a Bridge, Say Cops

Generalmar · 2023-10-28T19:38:45+00:00

That dude survived?! He's invincible.

curbstyle · 2023-10-28T20:55:40+00:00

this part is really fucked up:

"He then managed to flag down a motorist who drove him for a little while before pulling over and informing him he had to get out of the car, at which time the victim walked 10 minutes down the road and encountered a police office, according to the warrant."

So the motorist didn't want him bleeding all over his nice interior or what? He couldn't drive the poor guy to the hospital?

Sergmac · 2023-10-28T22:02:04+00:00

Rumor has it her date tried taking her to the Cheesecake Factory.

DropKnowledge69 · 2023-10-28T18:42:19+00:00

Now I wonder what the 2nd date will be like.

Extension_Risk9458 · 2023-10-28T21:47:24+00:00

I like how this man encountered two different strangers after being nearly killed, covered in blood with giant neck lacerations and neither of them drove him to a hospital or phoned police or an ambulance

MortimerWaffles · 2023-10-28T21:05:55+00:00

Guarantee she tries to play the victim and claim he attacked her and was just defending herself.

User-5632 · 2023-10-28T20:26:14+00:00

So l am guessing 2 month suspended sentence.

FerretSupremacist · 2023-10-29T00:28:18+00:00

Like every person in this story fucking sucks (except for the victim)… like wtf

Aronacus · 2023-10-28T18:32:37+00:00

Holy fuck!

markatroid · 2023-10-28T23:54:14+00:00

Maybe it’s best I couldn’t find a date when I was in Florida last year.

MrSlippifist · 2023-10-30T01:48:02+00:00

She'll pull the my boyfriend made me do it and threatened me if I didn't ploy. She'll get a ridiculously low sentence

CaveDoctors · 2023-10-29T06:39:57+00:00

People people people... stop going on dates with hoes/homies you meet online.

CupStrange8828 · 2023-10-28T21:21:35+00:00

She had a bad childhood...give her a break

mikeymikeymikey1968 · 2023-10-28T23:05:06+00:00

Her boyfriend looks like Sideshow Bob.

MrDaburks · 2023-10-28T19:41:38+00:00

Yet another reminder to keep that thang on you.

heartofatexan · 2023-10-28T23:26:34+00:00

It’s Florida.

CarlsbadWhiskyShop · 2023-10-29T01:39:41+00:00

Sounds like my honeymoon

huey9k · 2023-10-29T10:43:55+00:00

...and suddenly, I'm ok being single.

LordranKing · 2023-10-28T20:21:31+00:00

I can fix her

dw87190 · 2023-10-28T20:28:04+00:00

It's America, she'll get away with it

BossCrabMeat · 2023-10-28T19:12:27+00:00

Florida woman on track to beat Florida man in 2028 elections.

Also when Florida cops say something, I'd ask for a better source

lillweez99 · 2023-10-29T16:07:44+00:00

Fucking hell, I've heard bad dates on here but nobody is going to beat this guy and he survived fuck.
Imagine being his friend "oh you had a bad date did she slit your throat, throw you over a bridge then steal your car... then you didn't have it that bad."

ConfidentProof9192 · 2023-10-29T17:51:49+00:00

And that is the psychobitch hat-trick

RedMeatTrinket · 2023-11-01T10:48:25+00:00

See fellows? This is where simping gets you.

Herr__Lipp · 2023-10-29T13:04:42+00:00

I can fix her

surbian · 2023-10-29T04:13:53+00:00

Dude was an idiot, and some stupid shit will happen to him in the future.

2023-10-29T15:58:38+00:00

She's dead inside.

Acehigh7777 · 2023-10-28T21:31:36+00:00

I wonder if he got laid ..

henrysmyagent · 2023-10-28T21:47:58+00:00

She sounds nice. I'm guessing she is single. Anyone know the address to the jail? Asking for a friend.

ButWhatOfGlen · 2023-10-29T00:59:10+00:00

Hey, we all fight the patriarchy in our own ways.

TVLL · 2023-10-29T04:20:18+00:00

So, she's available?

Jakopxy · 2023-10-29T11:11:37+00:00

God forbid women have fun

danielsauceda34 · 2023-10-29T16:28:06+00:00

"The victim did not know the woman’s name or her exact address" ???

What do you mean u don't know her name?? I think this dude might have been mentally handicaped or something

BlackAeonium · 2023-10-29T02:21:01+00:00

I can fix her

Blizzy_the_Pleb · 2023-10-29T04:25:57+00:00

“I can fix her”

Money_Breh · 2023-10-30T21:06:37+00:00

How do we know he didn't try to assault her first?

jackapplecore · 2023-10-29T01:22:01+00:00

& some say giving voice to my imagination will get me in trouble. This horrendous idiot should be rendered down into offal for scavenging coyotes.

sAlander4 · 2023-10-29T05:05:57+00:00

Insert that gif of ben10 turning into Chris Breezy because wtf? I want my revenge lmao

Connect_Tart5240 · 2023-10-31T15:03:00+00:00

Welcome to the Florida lol

sadowsentry · 2023-12-02T03:29:05+00:00

Remember, only women habe to worry about safety on dates.

Title	Florida Woman, 25, Ends Date by Stealing Man's Car, Slitting His Throat and Tossing Him Off a Bridge, Say Cops
Author	spiritoffff
Upvotes	621
Comments	81
Date	October 28, 2023 6:16 PM UTC (2 years ago)
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