So you’re sat there watching a nice date movie such as Irreversible or 120 days of Sodom but your reptile brain is telling you it’s high time to do the dirty deed.

What’s the smoothest way to go about it?

Do you try to get closer until you’re basically staring her in the face? Or just lean over when you feel like it?

When kissing do you ask if she’s ok with where things are going or assume she is unless she says otherwise?

Do you do any foreplay on the couch or kick of any clothes or do you leave that for the bedroom?

Once in the bedroom do you just assume it’s open season and start exploring her body or do you keep some composure?

And do you drag it out before touching her lady parts?

I’m just wondering how you guys tend to go about it