[FR] Mission 15: Home Game

ThrowawayPUA · 2010-09-12T04:52:33+00:00

[Part 2]

Anyway, once the marching band leaves, I find myself standing near "Death Row" with a couple of AFCs. One of them says to his buddy, "oh would you look at that," gesturing to a group of hot girls playing pool. His buddy says that the quality of women on campus has been increasing lately. I overhear all this and decide to jump in and change these chumps' frame. I tell them that college campuses are mostly 60/40 women/men, and increasing. You guys are becoming an endangered species, college educated men are becoming rarer and rarer. Some schools are already 70/30, co-eds are fighting over the top quality men. The men have their pick of the best women, many men are spinning plates and have several quality women. These AFCs seem shocked, and incredibly pleased to hear this. I tell them to go hit on those girls, the women are waiting for someone to approach, that's why they're here. But I'm not here to chat with chumps. Time to open some sets myself.

Just as I'm about to eject from this set, a hot hired gun comes up with a platter of shots. Shot girl asks the chumps if they'd like a shot. One guy is sassing her, "oh is this free?" No, they're $2.75. "Oh seventy five cents? That's cheap." No, $2.75. "Aw, they're not free?" Their interaction is going stupidly, so I game the hired gun a little, and tell the guys "Look at this beautiful woman. [gesture at her] Do you really think she's that cheap?" She giggles, while the chumps sit there with their mouths hanging open. Time for shot girl and I both to eject.

I see one big table with a mixed set, they're playing some card game. I open a girl on the edge of the set. I noticed her giving off a "proximity alert," which is something I just learned about. Sometimes you'll see a girl on the edge of a set, she is standing away from the core set and then when she sees you, she turns her back to you. That is a sign that she is making herself available for approach. She doesn't even realize she's doing it. Strange, but it seems to be true. I open her, "what is this, Bridge night?" She's all excited to tell me all about this, it's a drinking game. It's called something like "Fuck Your Friends," and I listen to her explain but it is making no sense. I tell her, "I guess this is a game you are trying to lose?" She says it's a game that makes you drink more if you aren't paying attention, which gets harder as you drink. Ah, a binge drinking game. This could be a fun set.

I am chatting and starting kino escalation when suddenly, POW, some drunken lout knocks me to the ground, throwing my back completely out. I think I actually saw stars. This is the problem with being a 52 year old guy, you can't party and let yourself get beat up like you used to. Even though you think you still can, your body will tell you when you've hit your limit. It is time to collect myself off the floor and go home to get some rest.

[Edit: due to one comment, I figured I should clarify here. I didn't get punched or anything aggressive like that. Some guy going by knocked his hip into me so hard that I lost my balance and went down. It was strictly a drunken accident due to crowding and my poor sense of balance. The POW was me hitting the ground, not me being hit.]

I get up in the morning, and my back is still painful but I feel better. I get online and check Facebook. Nurse Girl says she was at the live music club right after I left. Dammit. I should have stayed there. She also says her next stop was my favorite club, the one I skipped. Dammit. Maybe she'll be at our 12-Step meeting at noon, but after reading her description of her hangover, I doubt it. Well at least our 12-step meeting isn't AA, we aren't problem drinkers.

I got to the noon meeting, I had to, I was leading it. BTW, for my critics in seddit that call me an "extreme personality," this is where I work on those problems. It's also where I sometimes acquire new ones. For example, that's where I met The Woman. And this week, there are a couple of hot new women that I've never seen before. One exceptionally hot blonde, close to my age, sits right next to me. I can't really talk about what people say in meetings, but it is obvious that this person is also a member of AA. One joke about AA is "Step 13," replacing their addictions with a different one: sex. I bet I could get with her, but this could easily be a worse mistake than The Woman. But in any case, I decide I'm going to test a routine on her.

I read somewhere that if you want to make an instant connection with a woman you're meeting for the first time, shake her hand and don't let go until she physically pulls her hand away. There was a whole bunch of theory behind this, most of which I have forgotten. But the basic idea is that it deeply sets an intimate physical touch into their subconscious. It was claimed that this creates instant physical attraction.

So at the end of these meetings, we get into a circle, hold hands, and say the Serenity Prayer. At the end, I don't let go of Blondie's hand. She gives me an extra little squeeze, then after about an extra 5 seconds too long, she finally pulls away softly. Then she turns straight towards me and gives me a big hug. Well played. There is often a lot of hugging after these meetings, but rarely with people meeting for the first time. It looks like we're the only couple hugging. We chatted and left the meeting together, she is obviously attracted. She ran into some friends from her other 12-Step group (it meets just down the hall) so we went our separate ways. I am certain I'll see her next week.

OK, now as I write this, it's 10PM Saturday. My back still hurts like hell. I generally feel like hell. I had planned to stay in all night. But now after writing all this, I'm in the mood to head out to the live music club. Time to stop being a benchwarmer and get back into the game. Command-S, save this file for now, more when I get back.

OK, I'm back. I should never have left. I spent more time in the shower getting ready than I did at the live music club. I got there and the band is absolutely horrid. Apparently I arrived during the audience participation part of the show, some obese guy in a football jersey is bellowing out "Doctor Love." The band obviously thinks that volume is a substitute for talent, they're way too loud for this tiny room, so I put my earplugs in. I grab a beer and look around. The crowd is surly, the local team stomped the rivals, so the out-of-towners are drunk and angry. All the women are fat and ugly. Bad music and bad people go together. This is a bad scene all around, I don't need this, so I slug down my beer and get ready to leave. As the band finishes a song, the crowd claps listlessly, it doesn't seem like anyone else is enjoying this either. I pass by the bandstand on my way to the door. I give them the finger and say, "You suck." They don't take any notice of me. But I have one consolation. At the volumes they play, they'll be deaf and unemployed musicians soon enough. Well at least I made the effort to get out there. Next week is an away game, so the city won't be quite so insane. But I am getting sick of bar game. I think I need to find a way to bring the game onto my turf. I am not going to find quality women amongst the football crowd. My criterion for quality pretty much eliminates football fans. The kind of woman I'm looking for would rather spend an afternoon at an art museum than a football game. She might actually be out there in the football weekend bar crowd, but it is like looking for a needle in a haystack. But if I don't look, I don't have any chance at all.

[End]

MrRisky · 2010-09-12T05:22:23+00:00

Time to switch to day game? You're not working right now, right?

ThrowawayPUA · 2010-09-12T07:01:29+00:00

What happened to the douchebag who hit you?

PUAMinny · 2010-09-12T15:31:47+00:00

Who says your an extreme personality? I don't think so. I'm excited to hear who wins the battle. Nurse girl or this new blonde chick. Thanks for the astrology stuff btw, I went to school and never had a chance to thank you.

ThrowawayPUA · 2010-09-12T16:06:17+00:00

You can get house brand earplugs that are very similar at Duane Reade. But I break them in two, even though it says specifically not to. My friend breaks them in four. Do you use a whole one in each ear?

Title	[FR] Mission 15: Home Game
Author	ThrowawayPUA
Upvotes	3
Comments	11
Date	September 12, 2010 4:51 AM UTC (15 years ago)
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