'Where do I know you from?' I get this all the time. How do I respond?

arnedh · 2010-09-12T14:32:05+00:00

I am a receptionist at the STD clinic.

I was your instructor at the Psy-Ops centre in Minsk, I though you wouldn't remember...

grahampaige · 2010-09-12T09:32:46+00:00

"I used to work in the porn industry"

redditacct · 2010-09-12T09:55:19+00:00

I am a frequently repeated character in the matrix, so you tend to see me alot...

Up-The-Butt_Jesus · 2010-09-14T03:16:41+00:00

"You were pretty drunk that night, huh?"

on_the_dl · 2010-09-12T18:23:21+00:00

"You might have seen my mugshot at the post office." (Too witty for most people?)

"From right here, we've been in line together for 10 minutes now. Duh!"

"You might remember me from such educational films as 'Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly,' and 'Here Comes the Metric System!'" http://www.area51newmexico.com/simpsons/troy.html

(If you're white:) "Yeah, I get that lot. I look just like Barak Obama." (turn your face to the side) "You see it?"

TheJollyLlama875 · 2010-09-12T22:39:16+00:00

If it's a cute girl, just smile, wink, and say "your dreams, baby." And just walk away. If you keep talking to her, you'll ruin it.

Arrogancy · 2010-09-12T13:54:10+00:00

"I don't know-- where have you been lately?" "Probably a dream. I appear in a lot of them. Mostly mine, but others' occasionally." "Hmm. I'm not sure. When you look at me, what do you think of?"

Be creative.

redditacct · 2010-09-12T09:56:52+00:00

I am one of the first people at those "Eyes Wide Shut" parties that takes his mask off.

dagurb · 2010-09-13T00:29:07+00:00

Make up a funny story that they'll know isn't true, or say something along the lines of "your dreams" or "well you've been eyeing me all night."

Basically, just be entertaining.

nosecohn · 2010-09-14T05:18:59+00:00

I'm in that TV commercial where a girl walks right up to a guy she doesn't know and just hands him her phone number.

im_a_walrus_B · 2010-09-14T06:49:00+00:00

To catch a predator with Chris Hansen? Great for shock value, but you better be able to deliver with massive level of self deprecating humor attitude ...

Murkuree · 2010-09-15T05:18:51+00:00

"I'm a very famous poet by the name of anonymous."

shatteredverve · 2010-09-13T08:14:10+00:00

we might have been soul mates in another life.

gottabtru · 2010-09-12T15:31:02+00:00

If it's a cute girl, "Ah, no fair, you're gazing into the future..."

Title	'Where do I know you from?' I get this all the time. How do I respond?
Author	dagurb
Upvotes	9
Comments	23
Date	September 12, 2010 9:29 AM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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