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[–]rblacksun 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you sir are a true gentleman and a scholar, have a million upvotes
[–]chumpta 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I want a sexy Arab girl who enjoys bacon
lololol.
but srsly i really like this question.
i want a girl who will eventually candyflip (or something similar) with me. i read a trip report (actually it was on r/psychonaut i believe) of a guy and his gf who candyflipped together and it was just the most beautiful thing in the world. it was like they got married through the psychedelics. if anyone here's ever done psychedelics you can imagine just how powerful this type of thing could be. they kept messing up the pronouns "i, you, and we," if you catch my drift. way better than "real" marriage, in any case.
and they say seduction is shallow!
also she should be about 5' 5/6", with wavy red hair, b/c cups, green eyes, and a light smattering of freckles. yea...
[–]Lead ModeratorThrowawayPUA 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Hmm... I personally don't have good experiences with psychedelics and women. I did shrooms with one girl, we were determined to try and have sex while tripping. She'd only done LSD once and nothing else. She couldn't stop laughing. I vaguely recall we were unable to complete the act, but I don't have much memory of what happened after that. We woke up the next morning in an uncomfortable position underneath the upended mattress, with other furniture sitting on top of that. We had no idea how that happened, but our roommate was really pissed off at us.
[–]SergeantSquishySocks 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like a few of my friday nights, minus the shrooms. Would you recommend trying them at least once?
[–]chumpta 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
at least. do it in nature.
[–]SergeantSquishySocks 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I was planning on doing in the woods, but then I remembered Arizona doesn't believe in trees. Tall bushes and cacti will have to do.
[–]chumpta 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
also good. indians used to peyote up in that shit all the time
[–]Lead ModeratorThrowawayPUA 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sure, it's a fairly natural high, as psychotropics go. But I would not recommend trying to have sex on shrooms, or any psychedelic for that matter. It's kind of hard to maintain an erection when you're distracted by the fractal geometric forms spiraling out of that portal to the next universe.
But I suppose we shouldn't threadjack, this was a fairly good topic before we diverted it into the usual druggie yammering.
one last yammer
but yea i do want to hear more about seddit's ideal girls. one man, one vote :|
i guess what's implied here is that she's at least moderately experienced with them... doesn't take them too seriously of course, but has the proper respect and knows that if you're willing to focus (or perhaps let go would be the better phrasing) the rewards can go well beyond trails, giggles, and colors. I'm searching for that trip report now - trust me, it's like if "love" really is as great as they say it is, this was true love x1000. with the added benefit of still recognizing its inherent impermanence.
[–]The_Cake_Is_A_Lie 0 points1 point2 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hmmm candyflipping.
Seriously though, I spent YEARS trying to convince my ex that certain substances were safe. Next girlfriend, totally innocent, but up to try anything after 30 minutes.
[–]sayn 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice body (booty and boobies), beautiful without make-up (but sexy with), can sing and/or play an instrument (or be creative in any sense that isn't 14 year old girl 'photography') and knows how to have fun with anyone in any situation.
EDIT: Also, hair colour isn't an issue as long as it's at least shoulder-length
[–]spainrish 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
A beautiful, brunette/black hair with nice tan skin. She is slightly tall for a girl and has an amazing slim body, that with her fashion sense drives me wild. She loves herself and is strong in her beliefs, though also has compassion for others. She is intelligent, but is more interested in philosophy and the other worldly, and above all else is wise. She has a balance to herself; she can be goofy and eccentric making us both laugh, she can be knowledgeable and hold an interesting conversation, she can be sexy as we flirt with our touch, and she can innocent like a little girl spreading happiness. And finally like am I learning to fully love myself, I want her to have self-love.
By the way, great question. I think this a good exercise for us to determine what we value in people/women, even though some of the physical attributes are a bit naive.
[–]blackdevildisco2 points 15 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Pixie hair, 5'9", B-C cups, slim but with hips, in shape, creative and spontaneous, brilliant and rational but also emotional/intuitive enough that I don't feel like I'm fucking a robot.
She also has to have a really nice face, obviously, which is much harder to put into words. I do dig hooked noses though.
She also has to be bi and into (not just OK with) open relationships.
I don't have strong color preferences, though I do dig red hair and Middle Eastern/North African sorts of skin tones. (Separately at least, that would probably look funny together.)
[–]reph 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
brilliant and rational but also emotional/intuitive
Good luck on that one.
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