Thank you to all the Bay Area Seddit (BAS) guys who rolled out last night. Been a rough couple nights for me but seeing _respect for the first time in awhile, actually getting to catch up a little with DarkEnergizer and seeing NotLurking's ridiculously huge grin put me in a phenomenal mood.

We had one new guy out with us who met up with me early. Great guy but doesn't post, I guess? Or at least didn't have a moniker to tell me despite being from the boards. Very well, good knight, I hereby dub thee “Sunshine”. Welcome to BAS (pronounced “Bass”).

Throwing Some of the Boys in on the Deep End

Sunshine had been buying Whiskey Sours and we were feeling pretty good. It was his first night really being introduced to all this seduction stuff and he told me he just wanted to kick back and watch some of us in action.

Fuck. That.

Standing two set right behind Sunshine, DarkEnergizer and _Respect. I have just returned from land yonder in the back of the bar and immediately grab one of the girls.

“Hi, have you met my friend? This is Sunshine. He is the Sunshine of my life. Makes my day. Every day.”

And bounce.

_Respect and Sunshine both got in for quite awhile. Fun stuff. This also earned me quite a few more Whiskey Sours which was tight lol.

Throwing Some More of the Boys in on the Deep End

I pulled the exact same line with a couple other friends. Girl I introduced a guy to ended up being married but he had a good set with her.

I reopened this married girl later while her friend was being hit on and got to know her pretty well. Very cool, friendly girl. I made it a point to say hi when I saw her throughout the night which she appreciated. TofuTofu made a nice little pass at her friend while I was saying bye to her at closing.

The Highest Investment Set of the Night

The Preopen

First set of the night by chance. Two girls (HB Blond and HB Friend) walk in early (before 10), walked down the bar then return next to us (Sunshine and myself). I open situationally with something about them not being able to find a spot back there or some bullshit. We exchange a quick word or two and I turn back to Sunshine and alcohol and we resume our conversation. Sunshine notes that the girls switched places after I opened them and asks if that might be an IOI from HB Blonde who moved closer to me.

The Power of Social Proof!!!

We end up grabbing a seat at the table right next to them and I stretch out next to HB Blonde. I eventually reopen with something, no idea what and hook the girls. Couple years older than me (happens all the time) and pretty cool. Ended up talking to them for most of the night,

The BAS Crew Wings ;-)

Pretty sure what hooked the set fucking hard (besides being a total badass) was getting a ton of social proof when DarkEnergizer, _Respect and NotLurking rolled in. There were quite a few more guys around that I knew and pretty much everyone made it a point to come say hi.

I invested a really solid amount of time into this girl in the beginning, probably about an hour to make sure she was hooked. After that I moved on and saw her sporadically, letting other guys hit on her for fun.

Its the Bartender's Turn to Wing

At some point I was at the bar and she was across it making faces at me. Heckz and I know all the bartenders and the one present was our favorite. In front of HB Blonde and her friend the bartender proceeded to give me a back massage over the bar (while its crowded as fuck) while taking my order. She then turned to the girls and winged the shit out of me.

Iz nice.

Solid number close, tried to pull her (texting) at the end of the night. She just texted me back this morning so hopefully that goes somewhere. I'm pretty sure she doesn't live in SF though.

Edit: Quick Highlight Line from the Above Set: Asking HB Blonde to Come Home with Me

HB Blonde: I think we're crashing over by the club.

Kumar: Over by the club? That doesn't sound exactly high quality. Look, I'm totally just being a gentlemen but you are more than welcome to come home with me. Deadpan look

HB Blonde: Lol, what a gentleman! What about my friend?

Kumar: Still totally deadpan She's invited too

HB Blonde: haha, you're a hoot. I'll think about it.

Highlight Set of the Night: Everyone is on Kumar's Side ;-)

Instant wings. Gotta love 'em. I walk by a mixed set of Indian looking people and one of the girls totally checks me out. I immediately open with some bullshit. Turns out this girl that was eyeing me is married to the guy standing next to her but thinks I'm hot (she said this) and shoves me at her hotter sister. Winning.

One thing leads to another but long story short the entire group loves me (made it a point to meet everyone, win over the guys, etc) and I continue to get winged by the BAS guys sporadically. I'm extremely aggressive and convince her to kiss me. Get a quick makeout with her in front of everyone which was tight. Easy number close and she definitely wants to see me again. Turns out she was Persian (this makes her hotter in my never so humble opinion) and 27, I think. Apparently I have a thing for older women.

The Hottest Girl in the Bar

I also spent a bit of time dicking around with the hottest girl in the bar for shits and giggles. She was standing with her friends (1 guy, 1 girl) turned away at the bar and I open kind of sideways with my hands in my pockets (usually a no-no).

Kumar: “Hey, what's your name?”

Hot Fucking Girl: blahblahblah

At this point her two friends stop their conversation and start giving me the evil eye. Time to do something badass.

Kumar: I thought you should know you're by far the sexiest girl in the bar tonight.

Her friends look at me like I'm an alien

HB Goddess: Thanks pretty genuine with a little smile

Kumar: You are very welcome. I'm sure you already knew that but just thought I'd reinforce it a little for you ;-)

HB Goddess: Well thank you, I appreciate that.

I turned and continued to the bar, showed no neediness whatsoever. Went by her later in the night and was just as direct, her friend tried to blow me out but it was pretty obvious the girl was happy to see me. I think if I'd taken this seriously I had a chance at a number but by the time I met her it was at least 1 and just not enough time to work given I still had the two girls from earlier in the report still in the bar.

TLDR:

Set 1: Opened a couple sets on the behalves of other guys, got them in solidly

Set 2: Solid set with a girl, tons of social proof. # close.

Set 3: Instant wings from a mixed set, makeout, # close.

Set 4: Blatantly hit on the hottest girl in the bar for shits and giggles

Winning.