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[–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 14 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Go to girls house. Do it in a car. Kick her out before mom is back.
[–][deleted] 59 points60 points61 points 14 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
But how do you get the car inside the house?
[–]Marmadukian 17 points18 points19 points 14 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I suggest you dissemble it outside, and reassemble it on the inside.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right on. No woman's gonna sleep with a man who's not also an accomplished mechanic.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Have the girl do this, she'll be too weak to run away after
[–]Saint947 8 points9 points10 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is a dilemma of the "boomerang generation". I was in this EXACT BOAT until I moved out a couple weeks ago... Fucking in the car at 23 / 24 feels kinda...juvenile. It TOTALLY upsets the power dynamic when you're trying to get over to her place rather than yours, especially when she still lives with her parents as well.
It's STUNNING how many people I've met since I got out of the AF that are 24+ and living at home.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's fun. :)
[–]noobalicious 25 points26 points27 points 14 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
"told not to have girls in your room" What?! Your 23. Your parents are silly. You need to move out bro. It might be harder financially and I don't know what your situation is, but it should def be one of your short-term goals.
[–]fs2k2isfun 20 points21 points22 points 14 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
It's the parent's house, their rules, and he's not paying rent. If I were living with my parents the rule would be the same.
[+]Smile_Y -8 points-7 points-6 points 14 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
your parents are pretty horrible people then. it should be common sense from the child not to bring women and fuck them home when parents are next door, because thats just awkward, but if parents actually tell you not to bring girls home, they must not love you very much. or at all.
[–]takishan 7 points8 points9 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Personally, I agree with OP's parents. When you're living with your parents, it isn't your own place. You shouldn't feel like it's your home. You're just living there until you get the resources to move out.
Now, if you're paying rent it's different. But if you're just a dependent, you have to follow the rules they set, and if I was a parent I'd sure as hell make my rules a pain in the ass so the kid will move out as soon as possible. You don't want your kids to feel like they have a comfortable place at home forever, lest they stay with you until their mid 30's and you're left wondering what you did wrong as a parent.
[–]fs2k2isfun 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've brought girlfriends over and they are certainly welcomed, they just stay in the guest bedroom.
[–]Synzael 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Parents should not limit there child's sex lives once they are an adult. If your living under there roof you shouldn't have sex on the couch, but your room is still your room as long as your not fucking screaming and banging walls and shit.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The house rules at my parent's house is that people who are not married do not share a bedroom. This isn't about not bringing people home, or not loving their children. This is their personal values and I personally think they are entitled to it, as the owners of the house. They have nothing to say about it to their children who don't live at home.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Go to her place.
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[–]Torkalis 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Did you try talking to your parents and explain that you are old enough to have 'friends over? That's what I would call them too- they don't need to know what your really doing.
[–]vinhammer 1 point2 points3 points 14 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I don't know what your situation at home is but taking on more responsibilities and showing maturity through doing so will help your parents be more at ease with the thought of you impregnating a girl because you will have the necessary skills to support a family.
I was going to say to move out for a while then move back in but that doesn't necessarily demonstrate maturity and responsibility on your part as much as the first paragraph demonstrates.
By following the advice in the first paragraph, you will also be able to retain your free rent privilege though it may take a little while longer as you have set yourself back by doing what you have done without providing them any warning, however little it may have been. Some parents get that you're interested in a girl and that you would like to get intimate, it's a nice to share these things with parents, honesty is refreshing especially when it comes to relationships and being able to speak your mind but this can only be done with greater success if you have the maturity to match.
[–]vinhammer 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm glad you feel that way, I have rarely seen a rebel show themselves as lasting relationship material as they tend to remove people from their lives the moment they clash until they realize that it's not because of other people but it's because they aren't capable of reasonable compromise. This is also a good trait to look out for should you decide to find someone worthy of your time in the long run. It starts at the home, a lady will always respect someone who can make their own decisions but will also always respect someone who can do that as well as maintain a positive, open relationship with their parents as that demonstrates the ability to resolve conflicts and provides a view into how a relationship will play out in the future.
Good luck in your future endeavours and there's no need to be in such a rush to f-close every girl out there, it's works great as a tool for two people to connect as a way of being in love or intimate but as a foundation for relationships, it can't hold the entire weight.
[–]frogma 0 points1 point2 points 14 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, your parents suck balls. I was gonna tell you to just not give a shit and do it anyway, but if your parents are actually setting restrictions and shit, then your place obviously isn't an option.
So you either go to the girl's place, or find a secluded area where you can fuck in the car, or just build up her buying temperature so that when you do bring her to your place, your parents can't say shit since this is a girl you actually like.
[–]Sparkdog 12 points13 points14 points 14 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He's 23 and not paying rent, his parents don't "suck balls."
But yeah, he should move out ASAP.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 14 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Yeah well if wishes were horses we'd all be eatin' steak."
Jokes aside, I live in a similar situation, I just don't see it being worth it to move out while full time school and part time job.
[–]GATechAE072 points 14 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
For the record I am trying to move out when I can I just can't beat free rent when working for minimum wage and doing school. Any tips for making this less awkward, getting girls to hotels or other advice?
You can't afford to support yourself, but you can afford weed and hotels for random hookups? Grow up, or expect to be treated like a child by your parents.
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