Today I told a girl I hadn't talked to in a while that I needed someone with small hands to grab something that had fallen behind the dresser. Seddit, what are your favorite bullshit excuses for inviting a girl over?

heywood_Jablomey · 2012-08-26T21:48:05+00:00

My hand is tired. Can you jack me off real quick?

Works everytime.

skyshock · 2012-08-27T02:54:58+00:00

The tried and true "let's watch a movie." Almost everyone has Netflix nowadays, so it's not like you even have to have a movie picked out beforehand.

BungieJumping · 2012-08-27T00:57:22+00:00

I don't like your excuse unless you make it obvious you're kidding. I mean, how big is this dresser.

Woemy2q2 · 2012-08-27T18:26:20+00:00

"Do you smoke weed?"

2012-08-27T03:48:17+00:00

OP, that's fucking hilarious.

CP_Cuddler · 2012-08-26T21:18:08+00:00

Lol this is great. But honestly OP, she probably would have came over with a non-bullshit excuse anyways.

oopsifarted · 2012-08-26T20:43:44+00:00

Really sucks to make such a crucial spelling mistake in the title. We've all been there.

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