Funny Stories in Pickup - Here's mine. Tell me yours

IdunFapNeMoar · 2012-09-08T02:49:52+00:00

I tried to kiss this girl in my Spanish class in the empty halls at break... She said " wtf are you doing, I'm married!" I laughed really hard. College btw

budguy68 · 2012-09-08T03:51:57+00:00

5 years ago on a drunk night out at a bar. i see 3 blonds setting on a bench next to eah other. I sat next to one blond, after a min of talking to her she leaves. I move over and started talking to 2nd blond. She leaves too... Started talking to 3rd and final blond and as you may have imagine she leaves too.

My friends were laughing their asses off while I am still sitting their bewildered wondering where they all went.

koolaidman123 · 2012-09-08T03:00:27+00:00

A girl told me she was engaged to an Australian cricket player. Damn shame, she was cute too.

documents1856 · 2012-09-08T05:50:10+00:00

Was at a rave, met a girl and started giving her a massage. She was moaning rather audibly so I cracked the remark "I hope your boyfriend doesn't hear you." While it turns out she didn't have a boyfriend, her girlfriend sitting next to us was not quite pleased...

Sufficientrobotics · 2012-09-07T22:32:49+00:00

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futuremo · 2012-09-07T23:55:41+00:00

How the hell do you recover from that O.P.??

banana_box · 2012-09-08T03:14:53+00:00

does anyone know what to do in response to OP's situation? haha

Title	Funny Stories in Pickup - Here's mine. Tell me yours
Author	dxdifr
Upvotes	7
Comments	10
Date	September 7, 2012 9:41 PM UTC (13 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/ziytw/funny_stories_in_pickup_heres_mine_tell_me_yours/
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