So this has a few parts. The first part involves me talking to a random girl I saw outside a deli. I went to get food with my friends and there she was, sitting outside on her iPhone. HB8 for sure. I had no idea what to say, so while outside I just went up to her and asked if it was the new iPhone 5. We had a discussion and I just directly said, "Listen, the real reason I had to talk to you was because I thought you were cute." We just talked about school and shit until my friends came out after buying food. Then I left with them and walked down the block before realizing I should just go back and ask her for her number. I ran back and said "Let me have your number because I want to take you out sometime." She said this, "I actually have a boyfriend, that I live with right down the block but I would totally give you my number if I didn't." I really didn't expect that, so I asked "Have any cute girlfriends?" because why the fuck not? Cute girls usually have cute friends and I may as well ask. She said they're all away at school so I just left after saying bye.

Here is where the K-close story happens. So this is a different girl HB7. I knew her for a few months now and we have this joke going about how she's my wife. We have never gone out before. This was the first time I actually spent one on one time with her. First we went to get coffee and had a conversation. On the way back to class, I decided that I just want to skip mine and hang out with her (beauty of professor who doesn't take attendance). While walking, I say "Okay, since I'm not going to class today, lets go make out." She just laughs and acts shocked saying "OMG!" and "You can't be so direct about these things." I didn't care. Freshman girls, right guys? We went to a park and just started talking more on a bench. I was kinoing the shit out of her and holding her hand, etc. Then I just decided to go for it, so I put my hands under her chin and lightly put it up to my lips and we kissed. She pulled away. "I'm not just going to makeout with you, I hope you know that." I played it cool, saying how I could just makeout with myself. Anyway, we kiss a few times and she just starts to ask me if I'm a player because that's how I portray myself to her I guess because I make a lot of sexual innuendos.

So here's the question, how can I get her in the sack? I feel like this girl wants a relationship and I really don't want one right now. I just want to have fun.