Unfortunately, not as exciting as the title suggests. I live in a small college town. Got drunk with some of my buddies and went to a "party" where a couple chicks were playing beer pong. I approached one the girls and told her she was going down, but she proceeded to kick my ass (I'm not very good at beer pong).
This girl I have a crush on showed up at the party. I was drunk enough that I could have talked to her, but luckily I decided not to. I'm glad I didn't though. I'd rather approach her during the day or when I am in much better form. She left the "party" soon after arriving. Proceeded to drink a little more. Stole a copy of fifty shades of grey. (Sent text this morning to beer pong girl, "I took a book from your house. Can I give it back in a couple days?") My buddies and I picked up two girls and went back to my spot to smoke. One girl sat on my lap. Ended up shooting off some fire works. Someone called the cops on us, and these cops were pissed off. I doubt I could have hooked up with the girl, but the cop interaction was the nail in the coffin. The girls went home.
My buddies and I smoked, chilled, and went to bed. I puked a little. The lesson I learned is that drinking does not mix well with classiness. It is a lot of fun though.