Tips on Kissing

2013-11-06T00:06:21+00:00

Note to Anybody Who Read This:

Please don't pressure yourself to memorize these scripted lines. When in the moment, you are going to come off awkward as fuck trying to 'sound smooth or cool.' Now I'm not saying this post was completely useless, of course. This should only serve as an inspiration for you so that when you happen to be in this situation, you can genuinely say something smooth without coming off as 'trying to impress.' If you try to impress people, you will fail and people will cringe.

c00kiecutter · 2013-11-05T23:23:39+00:00

“Let’s work on that.” smirk

“How much do you charge?” smirk

Holy shit, that's horrible.

Kissing is not a big deal if you don't make it one. Also, stop concentrating on talking, just fucking kiss her :)

2013-11-06T00:54:36+00:00

For the love of god keep your eyes closed too!

2013-11-06T01:08:03+00:00

You forgot to add the wink with the sparkly sound.

donit · 2013-11-06T03:10:50+00:00

Excellent list, and very thorough. I would add one thing: A girl wants you to kiss her the way you want to kiss her, not the way you think she wants to be kissed. The man leads and gives the kiss, the woman follows and receives the kiss.

The only part I would remove is "how much do you charge", because that puts her on a pedestal, lowers your value, and cheapens the kiss by monetizing it, so you're really going backwards with that phrase.
If you must tell a money joke, tell her she probably can't afford another one of your kisses so she'll just have to make do with the one you gave her.

hamfraigaar · 2013-11-06T11:33:31+00:00

Okay, here's the real guide to kissing. I've used it ever since I was 8 years old and it works every single time.

You stand there with a girl you like. You're pretty sure she likes you too. You close your eyes and kiss her. Then both of you feel good. Sounds good? Good. Now stop over-thinking so much.

joshsway · 2013-11-06T13:53:49+00:00

"Kiss gambits" are honestly, retarded. A kiss should be a natural function of enough attraction that is obvious if you are getting it or not. The rest is way over complicating but not bad advice. However, I am firmly opposed to any kind of kiss gambit. If you need to play a stupid game to make a girl kiss you, then you haven't built enough attraction. Focus on attraction, not a meaningless k-close.

ActAct · 2013-11-06T09:54:28+00:00

If anyone is intimidated by the amount of information that describes the kissing process don't worry - in the heat of the moment, all that matters is that you act.

And once you get enough experience kissing it will be as natural as high fiving someone.

That said, this treasure of information certainly doesn't hurt and is definitely awesome to have!

CapAWESOMEst · 2013-11-05T23:33:36+00:00

My go-to post kiss talk is

"Mmmmm, is that [whatever] lip gloss? Nice. Let me try that again. "

If no lip gloss is being used I usually comment on their tenderness.

Title	Tips on Kissing
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Upvotes	26
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Date	November 5, 2013 10:50 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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