So fucking horny and desperate im losing my damn mind!

boy_named_su · 2018-11-06T22:14:26+00:00

Beat your dick like it owes you money

streetlecture · 2018-11-06T21:55:54+00:00

Man I remember nights like this. Fucking horrible I know. Honestly bro, sometimes you just need that post nut clarity to realize you just got to chillllllll out and stay grinding to become Chad. THEN the ladies will come.

Zoddo · 2018-11-06T22:36:21+00:00

Find an escort outside of your area that looks hot. TRP generally doesn't encourage this act because it's one of the most beta things you could ever do, and while I agree, you need to get this whole virginity thing over with. The lack of sexual intimacy in your life has caused you to put the experience on a pedestal, and that's probably one of the main reasons you can't get any.

Desperation is one of the biggest attraction repellents you could ever possess. If pussies could turn into facehuggers I'd carry a bottle of desperation spray on my hip at all times.

residentlifter · 2018-11-06T21:50:24+00:00

Don’t pedestalize the woman and pursue sex with her by making your intent known and escalating.

zeekt12 · 2018-11-06T23:06:57+00:00

Happened to me on Saturday night, ended up hitting up a massage parlour. Mad regrets fam, first time trying it out though lmao

vandaalen · 2018-11-06T23:00:57+00:00

The hookers in my area are so fucking ugly

Can't be that bad with your horniness then.

Title	So fucking horny and desperate im losing my damn mind!
Author	Scrummy671
Upvotes	0
Comments	22
Date	November 6, 2018 9:45 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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