Good evening gentlemen! I hope everyone has had a rousing day of seduction! I have a short, but interesting story to tell you about my day. One might call it an FR, but one might also be doing one's best to dehumanize the process of building the foundations for attraction, so I will not.

Today I was in the library working on term papers for University (frantically I might add) when I realized that a bonny lass had chosen the chair to my right as her study roost. I thought to myself, "gee wiz I sure would like to make contact with that lovely lady, but we are in a library, and quiet is strongly encouraged (enforceable by firing squad here in Germany)."

At that moment, Eross reached down from his place on Olympus, touched my brain, and implanted a brilliant idea. I took out my trusty notebook, wrote a short question to her and slid the notebook in her direction. She took to the game like a bee to honey, and I just got back from my date with her. Not much physical progress yet, but the intellectual attraction is pretty strong it seems.

Now, I believe I promised a short message on plausible deniability. I lied. Rather, by that term I mean that she has a unique story to tell to her friends about how we met which is likely to endear them to me with hardly a word said on my behalf. Some girls want to be swept off their feet, and though there was no literal sweeping, the way I introduced myself was unique and I believe that helped our female protagonist to warm up to me more quickly.

I would never defame the virtue of a simple hello, but when push comes to shove, a little style never hurts.

drops mic