Alright let's get this story going.

So I decided last night that I'd go out solo to a bar that I'd never been to in Dallas called "Joule Poule". The moment I walked in I noticed that there were a shit ton of hot women. Thirsty women. And I needed to be the one to quench that thirst.

I went up to the bar and waited 30 fucking minutes to get a beer. I chatted up with some other people sitting at the bar while waiting. So when I finally do get it, I down my beer and scout the talent. I caught the eye of a smokin' hot blonde who resembled Yvonne Strahovski . I walked up to her and her friends and made conversation. Now I'm usually on auto-pilot the monent I start an interaction so I don't remember what I said or what we were talking about. What I CAN tell you is that I quickly isolated her from her friends and in 30 minutes, I got her in a cab with me so I could take her back to my place.

Skipping ahead to when we arrived at my condo, we immediately starting making out the moment we entered the door. We start undressing each other and make our way to the bedroom.I push her onto my bed, get on top of her and start biting and sucking her neck. I start kissing my way down to her wet snatch and go to town on that pussy. After 30 minutes, she came all over my fucking brand new silk bed sheets.

At this point she's begging for me to be inside of her. So I whip out my schlong and prepare to enter her, only to find out that I'm COMPLETLEY SOFT. What the fuck. I try fluffing it up but no cigar. It looks like a frightened turtle crawling back into its shell. The girl asks, "Is there a problem?". I told her to shut the fuck up and spread her legs. So I thought of the only reasonable thing to do, I start slapping my dick against her vagina like a whip. She has this puzzled look on her face. I did this for a couple of minutes before she said, "Um...just stop". I told her that this has never happened. We were both pretty disappointed. I just laid down with her for a few minutes until she got up to put her clothes on. We didn't exchange a word. Then she left.

I don't understand, I'm 26 and having ED? What the fuck happened? Oh well. There's my story.