What do you do when you're drunk?

uhhthatguy · 2014-11-26T16:54:00+00:00

This is my progression from sober to drunk:

Scanning the place and looking for cute women. I'll occasionally make small talk with those around me/approach. Once the buzz starts to come, the approaches get easier and the conversation is much more smooth. I'm just having fun and not worrying as much about...well, anything really. And then I have that extra beer or shot. And suddenly whatever that girl or guy is saying is way less interesting that the fucking SWEET TUNE THE DJ IS PLAYING. Fuck I gotta go show these motherfuckers how AMAZING my dance moves are. Gtfo of my way "guy with friends," I gotta get to the middle of the dance floor before this song ends!

I then dance like a fool until the bar closes down. I almost always have a greaaaaat time doing it, but I get nowhere with women.

strange_hobbies · 2014-11-26T15:50:06+00:00

Very hard to pull while drunk. Just have your wits about you if you want to pull.

Otherwise fun is fine! Just don't expect to be at your best.

monogamousprostitute · 2014-11-26T09:39:11+00:00

I would invite people over and realize I was too drunk to have strangers from the bar in my place and then kick them out shortly after. So when I truly desire something more...I've got to be on the sober side of things.

childishgames · 2014-11-26T18:21:11+00:00

Do you try to seduce the girls or just have your own fun?

Yes.

I hit on girls when I'm drunk... for fun. I also hang out with my friends and joke around with people, but flirting with girls and trying to hook up with them is fun for me now, so I do that.

My night-game is also definitely better when I'm drunk, but that is not the case for everyone. Even when I'm blackout drunk, I don't tend to slur my speech or lose my balance/coordination.

ThatSpecialPlace · 2014-11-26T19:41:40+00:00

I think a good guideline is to never be more drunk than the girl you're sarging.

I know when I'm too drunk because I start to slur my words, and at that point, I'm no good. I'd sound like an idiot trying to pick up a girl after that.

zomgitsduke · 2014-11-27T12:39:08+00:00

When I start to calm down on drinking for the night to rehydrate and avoid hangover, the smoothness comes back. Perfect close time and all of a sudden you start turning into this really seductive guy as the woman shows more and more interest in you. It develops a feedback loop and the best part is you remember how the night ends.

Title	What do you do when you're drunk?
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Date	November 26, 2014 9:01 AM UTC (11 years ago)
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