tl;dr: When responding to a shit test, take it to its logical extreme.

Here are 3 common shit tests:

"I have a boyfriend."

"How many girls have you been with?"

"Do you do this for every girl you date?"

Here are 3 alpha male answers, taking the shit test to its logical extreme:

"I have two boyfriends. I beat you."

"Hundreds. And that's just today."

"Yeah I've done it to thousands of girls."

Notice with all of them I take the core essence of the shit test and push it to an illogical fallacy.

Here are 3 more shit tests:

"I'm mad at you!"

"You look like a player."

"We're not going to have sex."

Here are 3 more alpha male responses, simply taking the shit test to a logical extreme:

"Well I'm twice as mad at you so I win!"

"Yeah I've gamed every single girl in this town. You're the only one left."

"Woah slow down there, we just met."

So the next time you are shit tested be sure to identify it as such and have your answer be its logical extreme. There are a lot more shit tests in the sidebar, but I just wanted to show an easy way to remember how to respond to a shit test.