How do you respond to the "you just want sex" shit-test?

CapitalG · 2014-04-19T23:46:04+00:00

Pussy's not all I want, unless that's all you got. -Patrice

[deleted] · 2014-04-19T23:59:22+00:00

"The first thing I want from you is sex, after that I'll see what else you've got."

IllimitableMan · 2014-04-20T00:23:37+00:00

Off the top of my head...

"You're the one thinking about it." (pressure flip - should be delivered in a mocking tone)
"Yeah but not from you, I've got standards." (asshole game - neg)
"Isn't that what women were designed for?" (witty asshole game)
"Captain Obvious took her vitamin C this morning" (witty asshole game)
"You're so cute when you act like you're upset" (amused mastery)
"Yeah, but I'm not sure if you fit the bill" (pressure flip, now qualify to me bitch)
"Well done, you know men like sex" (indifferent aloof game)

Suit to your style. By the way, the real trick is developing your wit and coming up with shit on your own, not using canned lines given to you by other people. That's some PUA shit. TRP is about coming away from that and having the skills/independence to make this shit a part of who you are and wielding the ability to be witty/charming all by yourself. Watch stand-up comedy, join a comedy club. Learn to be funny/quick-witted, it's an attainable skill like anything. Good luck.

JG60 · 2014-04-20T01:02:32+00:00

I was actually hoping you'd make me a sandwich...

RedPillDad · 2014-04-20T00:22:23+00:00

Agree and amplify.
"Of course... Your place, mine or right here on the table?"

yea_tht_dnt_go_there · 2014-04-20T01:35:17+00:00

"Naw babe, I'm in it for the cooking and cleaning too"

Crackerjacksurgeon · 2014-04-20T02:23:06+00:00

"What else is on the menu?"

eccentricrealist · 2014-04-20T05:58:27+00:00

Grunt

robesta · 2014-04-20T00:38:04+00:00

Accuse her of the same exact thing.

[deleted] · 2014-04-20T00:39:05+00:00

There are alot of good ones in this thread.

But I believe that you should try and come up with your own. The red pill is meant for awareness but the course of action is individualistic. It is more important to understand the process than depending on a default answer when trying to get a specific response.

[deleted] · 2014-04-20T02:48:19+00:00

Say no i think you're a cool person slightly sarcastically. Always works for me.

SkorchZang · 2014-04-20T04:15:39+00:00

"Bitch, please."

[deleted] · 2014-04-20T06:54:21+00:00

"You just wanna fuck."

"So?"

"What do you want from me besides my pussy?"

"Dunno. Do you take it in the ass as well?"

IllimitableMan · 2014-04-20T00:22:39+00:00

I would personally say, in a deliriously sarcastic tone, "Whaaaaat? NO! Not ME! I'm one of the good guys! Baby, [this is where you go in grab her waist and pull her close], I'm wounded. I can't believe you'd ask me such a thing."

If she's a dumbass, you start laughing and say, "OMG! I couldn't do that with a straight face." Otherwise she'll just push you away playfully and say something like, "Shut up! You're such a bullshitter." Then she'll laugh.

I'm melodramatic. I like it. Girls especially love it. haha.

[deleted] · 2014-04-20T04:59:51+00:00

I guess the best default is what you already got, agree and amplify. Or say something like that's where I'd like to start and we'll see where it goes.

DevilishRogue · 2014-04-20T12:43:56+00:00

"It's like you know me so well!"

physics1986 · 2014-04-20T13:54:49+00:00

I haven't decided yet

[deleted] · 2014-04-20T17:48:02+00:00

"goodbye"

seiken287 · 2014-04-20T19:11:42+00:00

I'm glad we're on the same page

take_it_easy_dude · 2014-04-21T03:39:08+00:00

if you're the humorous type "whoa now, don't sully this pure, pure interaction with something dirty like sex." said sarcastically enough it can dissipate the tension, while still leaving her on edge, as it's not really an answer. Girls love plausible deniability.

or just

not only sex

Pornography_saves_li · 2014-04-21T07:32:29+00:00

'At least.'

SwimmingDutch · 2014-04-20T00:28:42+00:00

As always a good agree and amplify (together with a sarcastic grin of course): No, I am looking forward to you making me a sandwich afterwards.

And you can almost always follow her shocked/angry reply with a teasing: you do know how to make a sandwich dont you? while you take her by the hand and leave the bar/move from your living room to your bedroom (assuming the sale works well at that time)

SQQQ · 2014-04-20T00:43:59+00:00

"um..... ya, cause i m a MAN." i will say it with a smile and then i will go and approach another girl.

a) if it worked, she'd come back and beg for attention - and sex. b) if it doesn't, i've wasted no time and working on the next plate.

at the end, ur gonna get sex. but do u really have to have that first girl?

spikeminor · 2014-04-20T01:03:33+00:00

Yes and I want your organs too

DyoDyo · 2014-04-21T00:28:38+00:00

You are attractive, it is your fault

Title	How do you respond to the "you just want sex" shit-test?
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Date	April 19, 2014 11:32 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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