What are some funny ways to insinuate sex through text?

Conor_Niggregor · 2018-01-10T14:18:25+00:00

"pillow fight, anything off the $1 menu at McDonalds, and then bedroom cartwheels"

_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_ · 2018-01-10T15:58:35+00:00

The txt would vary quite a bit if you have had sex prior or not.

If you have had sex, drinks/food. Hey i dont have to work early, your welcome to crash here.
Havent had sex. Have to do something active other then just a movie. Boardgame, cards, video games, something that gets everyone riled up.

That or ask for a backrub, at least in my personal expierience. If shell rub your back, shell rub your dick.

Have fun.

progggrammerr99 · 2018-01-10T15:37:50+00:00

Something like "Tying you up 50 Shades of Grey style, smothering you in chocolate sauce, and throwing you down harder than when in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table."

computergroove · 2018-01-10T15:26:04+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/396jm6/girlfriend_just_texted_asking_what_i_wanted_to_do/?utm_source=reddit-android

Kurigohan-Kamehameha · 2018-01-10T15:32:49+00:00

The dance with no pants

Hirox328 · 2018-01-10T16:40:15+00:00

Board Games that get a little competitive, enough for teasing. It sounds lame I know, but competition can get some free physical contact (Playful pushing or punching if she's losing) and teasing is a breeze. Everybody loves competition.

iHasABaseball · 2018-01-10T18:49:22+00:00

You don't unless you're already regularly having sex with the girl or the two of you have already had banter revolving around sex. There's nothing un-weird about a guy twisting a question/comment that is otherwise entirely non-sexual into some horribly humorless, forced sex joke. You'll kill the vibe right away with that. It's desperate as fuck.

If you want to have sex, you arrange a time to meet, then work your way to it in the context of mutual attraction. If you haven't had sex yet, there is no text strategy to make it happen. You know...sex happens in person after two individuals have built attraction and established lesser physical contact, believe it or not.

If she's asking you what you want to do tonight, you're already fucking up. You should have established the plans up front, not given her an opportunity to sit there wondering what the plans are.

ImBadWithGrils · 2018-01-10T16:24:14+00:00

Keep it vague and make her think about sex.

Or go all out and say something like "hey my gynecologist buddy showed me a few tricks, wanna see them?" However that might be too much

Title	What are some funny ways to insinuate sex through text?
Author	Caoa14396
Upvotes	8
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Date	January 10, 2018 2:15 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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