“If she responds after 4 hours... you respond after 8 hours”

“If she sends you a text during work hours, wait so she won’t think you have no life”

“Set a date after 16.73 texts”

“She didn’t respond in 2 days? Unmatch”

“If she send you a message with 2 lines, you send 2 lines too”

I did some exaggeration here but you get the point.

It isn’t possible to just... innocently believe it can work out without so many rules? Each text I sent has to go like 100 authorises before sent. It makes me overthinking which just make it all so much worse.