I'm 29. I was going to Medellin, Colombia so I started texting this black girl beforehand (HB7, skinny, pretty face, but without those sexy latina curves) to get her nice and ready and not waste time when I'm in town. She doesn't even have a phone because her sister's friends stole hers and she can't afford another, so we were chatting on instagram whenever she could log in through her family's computer. Anyway, fast-forward to our date, I go ahead and call her an uber. Later I google her address and she literally lives in the slums of Medellin. Like, no joke.

We have a nice long date across 3 different venues. At the end I invite her to my hotel for chocolate and she says no no no like she's offended. That's fine, I don't care about sex on the first date. Two days later I invite her to go in the pool at my hotel and she ghosts me. The following week I send her flowers (I know I know, but it was only $13 and it was my first time trying that... gotta try everything once, right?). She unghosts me to thank me for the flowers, and when I invite her to a restaurant she immediately ghosts me again.

Now my question is, what in the name of fuck do these girls want? This bitch literally can't afford a phone. A phone! It's the easiest thing in the world for me to gift her a $100 phone. I wouldn't do it, not for free, but I could. It's the easiest thing in the world for me to get her away from the slums and to come stay at a decent hotel or apartment. I wouldn't do it, not for free, but I could.

I speak 4 languages. I've been to almost 30 countries. I'm american. I'm 6'1 average build. I have blond hair and blueish green eyes. In comparison she's a nobody. Literally no one. And yet she doesn't want any of that. What does she want? To live in the slums without a phone blowing some drug dealer who will cheat on her next month and go to jail next year? It's mind-numbing, mind-boggling, mind-blowing. You could resurrect Richard Feynman from the dead just to give me a 5min lecture on quantum physics and at the end I'll be like "yeah that makes way more sense than 18yo girls."