I work with an obnoxiously attractive girl from Colombia at my restaurant. We’ll call her Maddie. English isn’t her first language. She teaches me Spanish slang and I teach her some French. We talk at our restaurant but don’t talk that much outside of work. I’m a server. Today, it was one of my tables’ 21st birthdays and the girl whose birthday it was had a lot to drink. Said customer was obviously flirting with me and Maddie was able to see. When we were in the back, Maddie asked me “why didn’t you ask for her number, KodiakKing23?”

My spur of the moment response was “I already have too many bitches” which made Maddie laugh hysterically. That’s not the first time I’ve heard that shit test, so what’s a good response for the next time I hear it?