“Why are you so weird?” Shit test

lskerlkse · 2022-04-13T07:20:54+00:00

"Why are you so weird?"

Shrug it off and tell her to get you a water with one ice cube

CompetitionFair7686 · 2022-04-13T09:56:27+00:00

You could disagree and amplify

Her: Why are you so weird?
You: “I’m not weird, i just like to eat my ice cream hot”

You could agree and amplify

Her: Why are you so weird?
You: I’m so weird, that instead of leaving the toilet seat up like normal men do, i leave it down”

You could play “i don’t give a fuck” game:

Her: Why are you so weird?”
You: “Aw, thanks for the observation, i love you too”

or

You: “Oh you noticed it huh? Thank you, but truth be told, i wasn’t always this cool”
Her: “What’s cool about being weird?”
You: “What’s cool about being normal?”

You could play asshole game:

Her: “Why are you so weird?”
You: “Because your mom taught me”
Her: “My mum is dead”
You: “Yeah dead is how I left her last night, uuuuuhhh”
Her: Slap
You: “Damn girl!! That’s hot!! please do it again 😏”.

CocoBabeNYC · 2022-04-13T08:16:04+00:00

Yes, you are a good boy, you did very well. Here is a treat and a pat on the head.

Canadian-Seductioner · 2022-04-13T11:39:35+00:00

Best answer to that question:

Because being normal is boring.

Said with indifference and confidence, it will catch her off guard.

GreatWhite9000 · 2022-04-13T11:08:25+00:00

Anyway what is HB9?

Difficult_Ad_8299 · 2022-04-13T07:46:19+00:00

“I like weird! Normal is boring. That’s why we click you and I”

Lakeyute · 2022-04-13T06:55:15+00:00

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MO_drps_knwldg · 2022-04-13T14:20:17+00:00

Normal people are boring

TheTruth221 · 2022-04-13T10:06:36+00:00

nah

say u got smega

atomant88 · 2022-04-13T06:46:58+00:00

shit tests arent a thing man. its just teasing. calm down

norwegiandoggo · 2022-04-13T06:51:43+00:00

This isn't a shit test. It's feedback..stop being weird

Skadongle · 2022-04-13T12:17:18+00:00

Who cares what some random ass bartender thinks

nevertextgoodnight · 2022-04-13T13:25:01+00:00

Well she shit tested you into a shit test

You shouldn't have tried to put it on her because now you challenged her ego which she defended well. And you're in the same spot you started

You could've said like "you think I'm weird now, wait till you see my Pokemon card collection"

Honestly, you pass the test and imply she's going to hang out with you at some point

But good job with the awareness. The more experiences like this you get you'll eventually say fuck it I don't give a shit then you'll more naturally "pass" these tests

Mr-Kabuki · 2022-04-13T14:27:30+00:00

It’s not just about the verbals that indicate whether you pass. It’s the vibe. Passing a shit test is showing you are emotionally unaffected by what she said. How did things go afterwards?

Extension_Ad2683 · 2022-04-13T18:20:15+00:00

you are weird holy

Title	“Why are you so weird?” Shit test
Author	KodiakKing23
Upvotes	9
Comments	34
Date	April 13, 2022 6:40 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/u2k4gg/why_are_you_so_weird_shit_test/
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