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[–]washingtonpanther143 points144 points145 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I really want to slap my brothers sane.
"I have to check with my wife first."
No you don't.
You're an adult.
Make your own decisions.
[–]seabeeaj38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brother, I salute you. That statement rings of true brotherly love. I too, could never fathom hearing that from my married friends. They would get mad at me for saying the short leash line. Sad part is some are acting like lap dogs.
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[–]washingtonpanther4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Vagina? You mean boot garage?
[–]Legs2big8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You have no brothers then. They will always answer to the ones they call wives and think they are theirs, first. However, we all know women are never yours, it’s just...
[–]pentin05 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...your turn. This maxim has never failed me.
[–]spoderman6164 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds good doesn't work. Wife has the divorce rape gun pointed at all times.
[–]21stCenturyChinaman3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I think it's also used as an excuse to get out of things.
Edit: a word
[–]ransay327740 points41 points42 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Love it.
[–]Hiromant47 points48 points49 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Even the "you're"?
[–]Jimmysparkzz13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Grammar National Socialists.......Assemble!!!
[–]xeq9376 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Get your pitchforks here!!1!
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/7zrz1b/pitchfork_emporium/
[–]no_one_special_too1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah-ha! Go your own way by starting your very own pitchfork-making business! :)
[–]__ApexPredditor__0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol awesome
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[–]aghostinplainsight40 points41 points42 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just wish them the best with their slavemasters
[–]EphebophilicAnts43 points44 points45 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's funny when I see my relatives.
All the married men are fat as fuck and so are their bitchy wives who yell at them and order them around. I hear stories about the stress the men are under. You know, just going to their summer cottage and getting wasted for an entire weekend while their wives are blowing up their phones or taking sleeping pills like candy because they can't fall asleep naturally anymore. And I can see the stress on their faces. They are like zombies. There used to be a person there, someone who had hobbies, friends and interests but now they are just plough horses for their wives and kids.
Then they ask me why I'm not married yet. Gee, I don't know, dear uncle.
[–]blastermaster111829 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That new RTX 3080 Nvidia showed off today?
Probably gonna cop that because I can
[–]goingmyownway_ghost11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
dew it......
[–]221344843 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Im saving for that price range now, but I wont commit to Nvidia until I see AMD's offering. Its lovely to have choice!
My friend doesnt have that choice. He wants a PS5 when it launches in my country, but his wife outright said no. Funny thing tho, he works 10 hours a day 6 days a week. Doing well for himself. She on the otherhand, stopped working to raise their two kids, and doing a horrible job at that. It is one the dirties most disorganised households ive ever seen, yet she is there on her ass the whole day. Gained like 30kgs since the births, but its not her habits, no, it was the kids since she had to eat for two. She said that even if she gets a job, he cant buy a PS5. If he loses a job, she wont carry his ass. Ive known her for 14 years and him for 13. I have lost all the respect I had left in that singular moment. He will most likely be the first of my friends to divorce.
I hope he trades his slob for PS5
[–]pewdsxtseries1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like amd, but I use daz3d. I need to commit to nvidia. no gyow in this case lol
[–]Chakra_Devourer26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and you laughing at him for having a wife. One has freedom, and the other doesn't.
[–]LotBuilder11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Been divorced for almost 3 years now and a friends wife asked if I was ready to “get serious” and settle back down with a “good woman”. I told her I would bring my GF to their BBQ the next day. My GF/Sugar baby is 23 with a fake rack, banging body, while also being in grad school. Needless to say I won’t be getting remarried.
[–]pentin06 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...and these idiot feminists will say that MGTOW men hate women😄
No sweetie, going our own way give us the freedom to interact with women on our own terms and the tools to keep that freedom. Of course, not interacting with them is the most obvious option.
[–]Drachenhohle9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's tears of joy :-D
[–]RaiderBoyComingIn7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rofl.
[–]American__Jedi6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I laughed.
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[–]Legs2big0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sooo? How can I become even more indifferent to such men knowing their fate, tell me? ✋😂👌 #incomingdivorce #bankrupt
[–]ClassyFussy3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Basically they are coping.
[–]The-Thrillster2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
only problem is I'm married to 'the white lady', so have no money anyway.
[–]Godfatha_30001 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats why I'm a happy bachelor instead of a white knight simp.
[–]BIB20001 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And you'll laugh when their wives are age 40 to 50. 'Cause women want to go wild one more time before being dried up, and they crave getting banged by single, rich, good looking men.
[–]heathcliff931 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Normally I'm not a grammar nazi but, I just can't stand people who can't properly use "your" and "you're", lost all credibility.
[–]ClutchNes1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's glorious how the society still pretends that having a woman in your life makes you automatically more happy.
[–]nedracine810 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Might want a better poster boy for anti marriage, this is the guy who let Robert Redford bang his wife for money and then threw the money away over the guilt.
[–]nedracine810 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha, just having a little fun, referencing Woody's role in the movie Indecent Proposal.
[–]ngyuhnang0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I’m what?
[–]cornicat-5 points-4 points-3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I genuinely don’t understand this line of thinking. In a relationship you spend less on rent, bills, food, everything. It’s objectively cheaper to live with someone else than to live alone. The money is the worst thing about being single.
[–]MechaDuff6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In theory yes, in practice no.
[–]mgtowforever5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It doesn't work that way. You'd assume expenses should be better way since you have two incomes and a lot of shared expenses.
In practice women are the most expensive thing in your life. Get rid of the woman and one bedroom expenses come way down
[–]TheWidestOfEyes2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women tend to find excuses to work less, work easy jobs that pay less, and love spending on money on useless things. Plus, while you will save on utilities and essentials,any luxury, usually a loss by default, is now twice as expensive. Like I said, women love buying useless things, more so than any man I've met. Clothing, jewelry, tacky decorations they get on Etsy and at craft fairs, all sorts of shit. And you'll be funding most of it. Like the other guy said, theory =/= practice.
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