Paternity test questions

98fxstc · 2018-02-23T13:35:19+00:00

Go to CVS/Walgreens and get the at home test. You mail it off and pay for it. There are some that the results can be used in court.

Persaeus · 2018-02-23T14:04:17+00:00

for the most accurate results you will have to have samples from mother, child, and dad wanna be

couple options on the subterfuge

tell em' you're interested in geneology or play the 23andme card (been advertised nonstop lately)
if the kids are little swab their mouth while their sleeping. if there older make up some horseshit and tell em to swab.
for the wife, wait until she's on her period and swab the pad.

iwon234 · 2018-02-23T16:22:08+00:00

I'll add that you can buy identigene test kit online for $9 or CVS for $24. When mailing the DNA samples, you'd need to include money order for $89 or $119 depending on what price you have on your test kit. This price is the lab fee for the test. Goodluck.

Rian_Stone · 2018-02-23T19:19:55+00:00

Hold by his ankle. Throw in river, if he sinks, he's Christian. If not, he's a witch.

Just see if you're a bone marrow donor. Make some scare story about how parents may not be able to save him from cancer, you saw it on CBC.

Or tell her you want a test, and dont buckle when she assumes (rightly) that your trust is not unconditional.

johneyapocalypse · 2018-02-23T13:31:56+00:00

Amazon sells them. Swab your cheek. Swab your child's cheek. Send it back. Get the results.

I don't know that it's the best, but it's certainly in the running for easiest.

Link: https://goo.gl/3LEfYU.

JudgeDoom69 · 2018-02-23T14:22:39+00:00

If you want something that will hold up in court, take your kid to a lab that does paternity testing and they will swab both you and your alleged child's mouths. They will document the chain of custody of your samples.

This company has locations all over the USA, and the cost is around $200:

https://www.anylabtestnow.com/location-directory/

If you don't need it to be legally-admissible then the CVS kit is $25.

Let us know how it turns out.

Edit: Either way you can have the results sent to a throwaway email account so your (soon-to-be-ex?) wife will never know

98fxstc · 2018-02-24T02:12:16+00:00

Canada or not the amazon option should work.

bogeyd6 · 2018-02-25T03:07:30+00:00

Depends on the circumstances. If you just want to find out, highly recommended, then just go to walgreens and get the mail in DNA test. Just wait till the kids go to sleep and swab their drool. No need to blow anything up.

If those come back unfavorably, then you need to get a lawyer.

FFDGTDS · 2018-02-25T21:29:02+00:00

23 and me. You can do it under the guise of genetic testing, heredity and genealogy.

https://www.23andme.com/en-ca/

Title	Paternity test questions
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Date	February 23, 2018 1:14 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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