I'm looking to join a martial arts club, and am looking for recommendations on what to study (Kung Fu, Karate, BJJ, etc.). Top priorities are (1) a good workout that will complement my lifting; (2) meet cool people; (3) some kind of sparring aspect - something that will toughen me up a bit in terms of physical confrontation; (4) I don't mind a few bruises now and then, but low risk of major injuries; (5) general all-around coolness factor (that's vague, but i mean stuff like tradition, history, etc.).

I don't care at all whether it's actually useful for self-defense.

Suggestions on which school of arts to go with?

EDIT: Thanks for the responses. For anyone reading this, I also found a really thorough discussion in the FAQ for r/martial arts.