At 27 after no relationships and lots of fun, landwhale understood she can't fingercuff Chad, proceeds to find a very, very nice guy who doesn't push for sex (very thought makes her cry) to use as a cash cow, emotional tampon and a caregiver. Needs drugs to not feel suicidal about it.

isthisthelasttime34 · 2020-09-04T20:36:32+00:00

"If I become disabled..."

She's already planning on getting fat to the point of not being able to do anything.

Wide-Brick · 2020-09-04T20:38:39+00:00

The horrible part is that I'm willing to bet that he's a genuinely decent fella.

He'll be here soon enough.

True_Wave · 2020-09-04T20:22:19+00:00

Life is hard going it alone? Men do it all the time! What's the matter ladies? I thought you were "strong and independent !"

souris101 · 2020-09-04T20:33:49+00:00

oh boy this one's for the books lol. A fattie complaining about not liking fatties.

BetelgeuseDeux · 2020-09-04T21:52:02+00:00

I'm not going to get angry at her for who she's attracted to. She's not into fat guys, and I can't blame her. Fat guys absolutely need to get fit, and if they refuse to get fit, they cannot blame women for not wanting them.

I am going to get mad at her for the hypocrisy. She holds her partner to a different standard than she holds herself.

If she were a decent woman, she would be encouraging her partner to lose weight alongside her. They could both triumph over their weight-related challenges, together.

One more thing to note is that "butterflies", as she calls them, can never truly be the basis of a serious long-term relationship. The butterflies will eventually die off.

stabacat · 2020-09-04T20:23:58+00:00

Simps gonna simp.

The-truth-hurts1 · 2020-09-04T21:43:17+00:00

Well that completely sums up MGTOW and female hypocrisy in one post.. I love the “love my body” quote.. can’t loose weight so let’s try and change my thoughts about it but that doesn’t seem to be helping any.. those that do seem to be delusional to the point of being rabid about it.. lol

Me2Brah · 2020-09-05T00:55:03+00:00

“Life is risky going it alone” straight from the horse’s mouth: women only marry you because it’s better than being alone. She needs the support to get through life and so, is hellbent on being deadweight to you.

42252252 · 2020-09-05T02:33:45+00:00

Some of the greatest advice I ever had growing up was

"Set your standards now, and know them perfectly so you won't be tempted to cross them. Set your weight limit and make it firm. (mine's 134 lbs, for the 5'7 range) Decide what red flags will immediately end the relationship, and stand firm. Be the kind of man who deserves keeping his standards."

ELPwork · 2020-09-05T00:02:06+00:00

I wonder if this 'boyfriend' knows he is a 'boyfriend' and not just a 'friend'....?

TripleMaxor2 · 2020-09-05T05:11:17+00:00

Fat but entitled to hot guys. Lol cow

2020-09-05T18:55:37+00:00

I turned down a skinny 29 year old woman because she was too old - despite making good money in the area. This is Eastern Europe where "leftover" woman starts as early as age 24.

There's absolutely no way, even if I was in a western country where "leftover" starts later, would I shack up with a 27 year old - especially a landwhale one.

From a woman's perspective it's always: "what can the man give me" (his Chad looks or his money). Guys rarely ever think that way. And we unironically state men are more logical. Doesn't seem so.

Chakra_Devourer · 2020-09-05T00:54:55+00:00

Too fat for chad but has a fat boyfriend and she's attracted to him.

NiobiumMb · 2020-09-05T02:33:49+00:00

I knew someone in a relationship where they were basically the caregiver to an obese and abusive woman. Believe me, being alone you still have a huge chance at happiness. Being in something like that? Your chance of happiness is actual 0 until she finally keels over dead from whatever self inflicted """""disability""""" finally kills her.

Be your own caregiver and improve your own life, you'll thank yourself for it later.

Stahlboden · 2020-09-05T04:30:34+00:00

Gonna give her that, she realises her hypocrisy. Continuing with parasitism regardless might be a little problem though.

Unfigured · 2020-09-05T05:34:14+00:00

Well I'm going to spend the rest of the day really glad I'm not that guy. Doesn't matter what happens.

thehedgehawg · 2020-09-05T05:39:50+00:00

It's telling that the only things she is looking for is a support structure for herself for when she gets fired, claims disabilty, then ends up unable to live independently...

PrestigiousCarpet8 · 2020-09-05T10:18:51+00:00

Wow. What a POS. Totally just looking for a safety net. Too bad there are simps who will provide it. Better to make her suffer her ignoble behavior and die alone and starving. Women like her are cancer. Simps are like the overabundant vascular supply that supports such tumors.

phenomdark27 · 2020-09-05T10:24:44+00:00

I don't understand how can someone be such a Hypocrite and being completely aware and happy about it.

You don't like something about yourself, change it!

im_youngsimbah · 2020-09-05T05:16:21+00:00

“Im just trying to love my body”. Have you tried going to the gym?

psypD · 2020-09-05T05:42:12+00:00

I think we need to get rid of antidepressants then.

Bastard__ · 2020-09-05T08:05:48+00:00

Jesus Christ fucking JOG and eat some FIBER

Maleficent_Balance · 2020-09-05T08:38:25+00:00

well at least there is hope that she develops a chemical tolerance and the lamictal is no longer effective.

2020-09-05T23:14:37+00:00

"no butterflies" = the man I'm with is my equal, or thereabouts, aesthetically.

confusedwalrus23 · 2020-09-04T23:42:20+00:00

tl:dr- being nice gets you, at best, beta bux status. she still lusts after chad thundercock.

unshak3n · 2020-09-05T03:46:15+00:00

This is way too logic and high self-awareness to be posted by a woman. I didn't buy it.

Freefromcrazy · 2020-09-05T04:31:36+00:00

Dam someone needs to let that poor chap what he is in for.

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