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[–]battyryder 55 points56 points57 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
It's mad how they all think having bastards out of wedlock is kewl.
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[–]TraksimussJr. Hamster Analyst 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well, she probably knows a lot of alcoholic jokes.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/r/winemoms
[+]One-Move[🍰] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I told several women now, that if they want to reward a bad man by raising his gens (but that’s my child, no honey only 1/2 is) they are free to do so, but the only child i raise is of my blood.
[+]ShakeyCheese 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My daughters know it's gross and wrong. #baseddaddy
[–]mohd_sm81 37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
"I have many cute shoes, please be over 6 FT"
stay with your shoes because that is what you are, a shoe.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
a shoe
Gesundheit.
[–]saberwarthogshow us where the Patriarchy touched you on this non-binary doll 22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In my country, we call that kind of women a "Charentaise" (that's a kind of slippers made of felt). That name came from the saying "you may feel good inside it, but you would never ever go out with it".
[–]hijoton 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Savage, I love it.
[–]saberwarthogshow us where the Patriarchy touched you on this non-binary doll 23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"Can drink you under the table"
Sure you can sweetheart, and I can say that I was never drunk enough to not know where I am, waking up in a bed I didn't remember lying in or having someone holding my hair while I was "making a call in the big white porcelain handset" (aka puking in the toilet bowl). Can you ? Yeah, I don't think so. Plus you being a functioning alcoholic is not exactly what your child(ren) need.
I'm not a regular Mom... i'm a cool Mom
You're still a single mom, cool or not... good luck with that.
Please be over 6Ft
God luck 2 !!!
[–]sleepyweaselisawakePlowing his way through muck 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Which means her child(ren) are undisciplined and are witnesses to their mom's alcoholism, and her shitty dating life. How many times have those kids woken up to find a strange man in the kitchen?
[–]goodmansaysfuckyouBig 🍆 energy misogynist 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Maybe it is code for, "buy me a few drinks and I will be under the table."
Only if you are Chad-ish.
[–]digitalEarthling 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She will drink you under the table and then get gangbanged by the basketball team because she is trying to "find herself"
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. [M] [score hidden] 5 years ago stickied comment (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, this one has been posted before, but it's been plenty long enough. I'm allowing it.
[–]goodmansaysfuckyouBig 🍆 energy misogynist 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Might as well sticky this at the top. We can laugh at even more comments about this kewl mum with a drinking habit.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Whatever happened to the good chairman? I miss that dude.
[–]goodmansaysfuckyouBig 🍆 energy misogynist 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We all need some time off. He will be back before too long.
[–]AlturiusSr. Hamster Analyst 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone taking her on will soon be 6 Feet ... 6 Feet under that is from all the stress, chaos and drama this drunkard Alco Mom will bring to his life
[–]AlturiusSr. Hamster Analyst 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can drink you under the table
I take it she lost this challenge once and discovered that some anonymous donor had left her a 9 month parting gift. No mention of baby daddies so I guess she was too drunk and stupid to know who the father was.
[–]Cursedwithknowing 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cool mom=spoiled rotten kids
Can drink you under the table=alcoholic
If I wanted to play games=she has already and she wants you to pay for it now
[–]Snoo-1303 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks 35 not 26.
[–]adriannmngEnigma of Hamster Proportions 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is from Middle East, her name being Al-Cool-ic and all.
[–]SomeSqueakyCleanButtJr. Hamster Analyst 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A fat chick single mom with >6ft requirement is no different than a $100k 1989 Toyota Tercel. The price is laughable and the product isn't even worth the trouble if it was free.
[–]AlturiusSr. Hamster Analyst 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm a Cool Mom
No you are a Fool Mom living in La La Land under delusions about your value and what you are offering to bring to the table apart from a deck of cards.
[–]AldabruzzoNo busted Pillsbury biscuit cans 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When "problem drinker" and "alcoholic" become selling points, she got issues.
[–]Bronzeraptor 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If anyone's buying bourbon, I'm buying a bottle for myself to enjoy at my leisure.
Bourbon isn't meant to be something that you'd chug to drink me under the table, you uncultured swine.
[+]One-Move[🍰] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The breasts look very flabby
[–]plainnsimpleforever 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Buy me a bourbon and tell me I'm pretty".
How about if I buy you a diet water and tell you you're fat. And not only fat, but vapid.
And a 'cool' mum means the kid(s) have no structure, no discipline, no consequences for actions, thus having no respect for 'mom' and will be nightmares by the time they're teenagers.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I HAVE KIDS AND DRUNK HERE ARE MY DEMANDS NO SHRIMPS TEE HEEEE HEEEEE"
[–]LMiKBxR4 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine what she'll balloon into by 35!
[–]dirtygrimy 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“My drinking problem made me fat and got me pregnant. Who wants some?”
The sad reality is that many simps will take her up on this offer.
[+][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You women aren't capable of love.
[–]Kazuma_Chunchunmaru 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For the price of 1 bourbon and a cheap meaningless compliment you can be a daddy too....
[–]martellthacool 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a porker she is
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[–]battyryder 55 points56 points57 points (5 children) | Copy Link
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[–]TraksimussJr. Hamster Analyst 3 points4 points5 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[+]One-Move[🍰] 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+]ShakeyCheese 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]mohd_sm81 37 points38 points39 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]saberwarthogshow us where the Patriarchy touched you on this non-binary doll 22 points23 points24 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]hijoton 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]saberwarthogshow us where the Patriarchy touched you on this non-binary doll 23 points24 points25 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]sleepyweaselisawakePlowing his way through muck 10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]goodmansaysfuckyouBig 🍆 energy misogynist 1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]digitalEarthling 18 points19 points20 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. [M] [score hidden] stickied comment (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]goodmansaysfuckyouBig 🍆 energy misogynist 2 points3 points4 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Typo-MAGAshivasshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]goodmansaysfuckyouBig 🍆 energy misogynist 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AlturiusSr. Hamster Analyst 10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AlturiusSr. Hamster Analyst 7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Cursedwithknowing 6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Snoo-1303 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]adriannmngEnigma of Hamster Proportions 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SomeSqueakyCleanButtJr. Hamster Analyst 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AlturiusSr. Hamster Analyst 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AldabruzzoNo busted Pillsbury biscuit cans 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Bronzeraptor 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+]One-Move[🍰] 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]plainnsimpleforever 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]LMiKBxR4 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]dirtygrimy 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Kazuma_Chunchunmaru 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]martellthacool 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link