How to have bigger hands?

SoyMurcielago · 2017-02-23T11:40:29+00:00

Stand next to someone with really tiny hands

terminal_block · 2017-02-23T14:12:16+00:00

I used to obsess over it but I don't give a fuck anymore

Lies!

youdontdecide19 · 2017-02-23T16:06:07+00:00

You sound like the lawyer from it's always sunny, suppose you could wear giant hands like he did!

Willow-girl · 2017-02-23T12:55:06+00:00

If there were a way, don't you think Trump -- with all of his money -- would have found it already?

Pelikahn · 2017-02-23T15:32:22+00:00

I have tiny hands and have girls make fun of them all the time. I honestly never gave a shit. What do the size of my hands have to do with anything?

FYI OP, I can rock climb easily. I grab butt with 100% enjoyment, but I do suck a b-ball because I have no desire to play that sport past the "for fun" level.

As far as piano goes, I am buying a keyboard and teaching myself how to play soon.

"My hands are too small!", bullshit.

Red-455 · 2017-02-23T16:56:29+00:00

Although it sucks not to have big manly hands it will hold you back far less than if you had a 1 incher downstairs or something like that.

I can't grab butts like you do

BS, I have seen 3 year olds who don't know better go in and grab handfuls of ass.

I can't carry shit effiently.

BS, wtf does this even mean? If your hand was so small you couldn't pick up an apple or something than you may have a point.

I can't play basketball as good as others

I've seen 5 year olds who practice dribble and shoot just fine with little tiny hands. That's just a dumb excuse.

I can't play piano efficiently

Ther are 3 year old piano prodigies in china with baby hands who can rip mozart like no ones buisiness, another dumb excuse.

Do grip excercise do increase your strength and get over it. There are 5 foot 5 guys and guys with 3 inch peckers on here who have accepted it and are trying anyway.

IAmNotYourProvider · 2017-02-23T12:06:30+00:00

I can't grab butts like you do.

How do you know how I grab my butts?

I can't carry shit efficiently.

Maybe you are too weak?

I can't play basketball as good as others.

If you'd talk about your height I'd understand. Also who cares if you can play basketball

I can't play piano efficiently.

This might make sense. Still I'd say more often it is a mobility thing. Also why not doing drums instead?

I have lower grip capability. I can't do rock climbing.

Maybe you are too weak? (#2)

This sounds all like a bunch of excuses why you are not as successful as you'd like to be: Girls don't like me because of my feminine hands. I am bad at sports because of my small hands.

I'd try to be more critical with my excuses by reflection and try to improve myself. I think this is all only in your head.

Is there a way to make it bigger or at least longer after 20s?

There are some ideas how to stretch bones (that is what you try to do). You need to break them regularly and move them apart by tiny fractions of inches. When the bones heal they get longer. Probably takes some years and will be horrible pain and not worth the effort

Terdmuffin · 2017-02-23T14:05:49+00:00

Just don't eat at burger king and you'll be fine.

poopiepeter · 2017-02-23T12:06:19+00:00

HGH - Human Growth Hormone will make your hands bigger

Title	How to have bigger hands?
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Date	February 23, 2017 11:38 AM UTC (9 years ago)
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