Girl went to lick my bum and I farted into her mouth from giddiness and I want to die from embarrassment. How to clean up the mess? (no pun intended)

Jedi_Buzz_Zerker · 2019-03-13T11:04:37+00:00

What did I just read.jpg

CockyAndHot · 2019-03-13T11:26:19+00:00

Embrace it. Fart in mouth is a sign of dominance. Real alphas always fart

Helpmedecideplz2008 · 2019-03-13T11:30:12+00:00

Sorry bro, its over for you. Maybe you can make a new life and identity in the jungles of africa or something.

Rip

redhawkes · 2019-03-13T11:35:17+00:00

Is there any masculine way I can maintain frame after this?

Yes. Next time go full two girls one cup on her.

pizza_on_ranch · 2019-03-13T11:12:19+00:00

If she still slept with you, imagine how many guys she’s had fart in her face

-AskTRP probably

Joeboard · 2019-03-13T11:36:52+00:00

Shes licking your ass on the 2nd date? What a classy whore.

wiffofass · 2019-03-13T12:02:16+00:00

One of my plates shat on my stomach by accident when she stood up after anal. I always kept teasing her for shitting on me. Girls are gross they are used to gross shit. It's only a big deal if you make it into one. Make it a joke

NordicVikingKing · 2019-03-13T11:28:59+00:00

Seems like your frame has a hole in it. Lucky you weren’t using a butt plug otherwise you could have put her eye out! I would have told her just after the fart it’s a fetish you wanted to try.

OoRNG · 2019-03-13T11:57:19+00:00

lmao i have no words

Well_Sorted8173 · 2019-03-13T13:15:33+00:00

I think we've been trolled. By a 13 year old.

ramfex21 · 2019-03-13T12:43:00+00:00

This shit made me laugh so hard that I farted and followed through !

006rbc · 2019-03-13T12:34:48+00:00

I have no advice but reading this just made my day.

Believeinyourflyness · 2019-03-13T13:24:20+00:00

That's enough internet for the day

resnine · 2019-03-13T13:11:54+00:00

Just goes to show how dirty a lot of women are. This girl basically gets shitted on and keeps going lol. Go watch Two Girls One Cup and then come back. You'll be fine.

BusterVadge · 2019-03-13T13:33:45+00:00

You're not alpha until she tells her friends about it and you fart in their mouths too.

Read the sidebar, lift, and stop being so beta.

[deleted] · 2019-03-13T13:28:04+00:00

hahahahahahahahaha this is fucking jokes.

Original_Dankster · 2019-03-13T13:45:04+00:00

tiny poop particles on her

yet

she took like another 10 minutes of foreplay to get back into the mood

You have no problem. If you got laid after that, she's obviously into you still.

BossmanRoyce · 2019-03-13T14:18:33+00:00

Some extra soft Charmin should do the trick

Lightways434 · 2019-03-13T14:53:07+00:00

Lmaooo what did I just read

kaolin224 · 2019-03-13T12:38:47+00:00

No coming back from that one.

An ex once asked me to eat dat ass and there were bits of toilet paper in her crack. Like they had flaked off because she wet it first.

Of course I still dove in there like a soldier...but that was the last time.

AstuteBlackMan · 2019-03-13T12:46:35+00:00

Have her fart in your mouth. Pemdas

Title	Girl went to lick my bum and I farted into her mouth from giddiness and I want to die from embarrassment. How to clean up the mess? (no pun intended)
Author	decidingtobbetter
Upvotes	17
Comments	25
Date	March 13, 2019 11:01 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/b0knl7/girl_went_to_lick_my_bum_and_i_farted_into_her/
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