I want more sex out of my pregnant wife, how do I get it?

Vikingcel · 2019-03-17T21:49:45+00:00

Hard next her

monsieurhire2 · 2019-03-18T00:12:52+00:00

Oh come on, this is TOTALLY a troll post!

I mean, how "pregnant" is she? Just a few weeks? Eight and a half months and due in a few weeks?

RedSkeller · 2019-03-17T21:36:23+00:00

Up, down, A, B, X, Y

PotatoWatt · 2019-03-17T23:23:55+00:00

Make a deal with the fetus.

Dude common. Stop being retarded. You are overthinking. Just tell her ffs

BajaGhia · 2019-03-17T22:58:52+00:00

Go Alpha.

Lift, dress nice, start taking classes to improve your career. Pregnant women are full of hormones and whatnot, and they are insecure as fuck about their body and totally uncomfortable. Somewhere around the third trimester they turn into whores though, trying to get as much of your sperm coating their insides as possible. It has to do with inducing labor and whatnot. Make sure she's knows this. But not like she knows it because you're telling her, because then that tips off the ulterior motive.

Do manly shit, fix things, redo the babies room. I'm assuming you want to take responsibility of this marriage and baby, just do it in an Alpha way so it doesn't get misinterpreted as Beta behavior.

Don't talk to her about it or ask her permission or what her opinion is, it's not relevant. She'll shit test you for it, keep frame and do what you want. But make good decisions here, don't do anything nonsensical, make it nicer than she expected. If you don't know what to do turn your garage into a woodshop, buy a compound miter saw and a nail gun and compressor and put in baseboards and trim in that babies room, it's actually pretty cheap to do. Add some crown molding and case the window. It only takes a weekend.

Give her a strong man who is actually functional and she'll fuck your brains out or do her best to suck your cock inside out.

FiveStarTendieDinner · 2019-03-17T21:39:06+00:00

Nut up the butt, or coat down her throat.

Flamethrowa21 · 2019-03-17T21:35:42+00:00

Apply dread. Mostly of which is the worry that you're going to cheat. Lift. Go out and meet women at bars.

HumptyDumptyFellHard · 2019-03-17T23:07:36+00:00

Address it! You have needs and if she doesn’t promise to give them to you, tell her you’re going to find them somewhere else. Simple.

HurricaneHugues · 2019-03-18T00:51:18+00:00

When u sex a pregnant chick the baby sucks your penis-Uncle Papeeey

phatphreak666 · 2019-03-18T01:58:49+00:00

number one she's baking your son in her oven, congratulations you are a daddy.

Her smell her scent her pheromones are having an effect on your brain.( that is mother nature's design)

Depending upon how far along and how big she is doggy style is always a good way to go.

You know pregnancy is the initiation between girlhood and womanHood. Her tits get bigger belly gets bigger hips get wide. Being a mommy changes the inside of her mind.

She is hormonal like the tides and phases of the moon. Her body is built by nature to be penetrated by you.

She wants you to want her she wants you to fuck her.

In short you sweet talk to her. Make her feel beautiful and desired. Pump her ego tell her how happy you are that she is the mother of your son.

Grab her ass, bite her neck, kiss her face, rub her belly. let her bathe in your desire.

She is so hormonal she is nothing but pussy in a pipe. She is built by Mother Nature to be nothing but fucked.

Do your job sir.

BluBlac59 · 2019-03-18T13:19:34+00:00

Make it fun and get her to laugh. Tell her how much it turns you on. I used to tell mine that it was fun because she couldn't get away. We had sex until it was time to go to the hospital. Gaming a a woman,when you're single is different that having sex with your pregnant wife. Yeah she probably wanted to get pregnant but was unaware of the changes to her body and the hormones running through it. She may be feeling unattractive and can't believe that you still want her. Tell her that you want to get one of those body molds of her pregnant body to hang in your bedroom. After a real good fuck. Tell her how much she turns you on having your baby as you take her blouse off in the kitchen then take her in the bedroom. And treat her like you did on your honeymoon.

hazephase10 · 2019-03-17T21:44:21+00:00

Ask lol

I want more sex out of my pregnant wife, how do I get it?

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"number one she's baking your son in her oven, congratulations you are a daddy."

Title	I want more sex out of my pregnant wife, how do I get it?
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Date	March 17, 2019 9:18 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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