From Sweden to Taiwan, there are growing calls for men to stop urinating while standing up.

scallopkid · 2014-01-13T15:19:21+00:00

If they take away my urinals, I'm going to lead the charge for unisex bathrooms and then piss in the sinks.

alt30313 · 2014-01-13T14:23:29+00:00

Time, convenience and environment be dammed.

Forcing men to sit on a flush toilet is an enormous waste of water. Urinals typically use 20% of the water a regular toilet uses, and water free urinals use virtually no water at all

Time and convenience: assume this is self explanatory.

FortunateBum · 2014-01-13T17:02:32+00:00

I still can't believe this movement is real. Then again, didn't they ban strip clubs in Iceland?

It's amazing women can get worked up about this issue. Especially since janitors universally believe men's restrooms are cleaner. Obviously if anyone needs help with hygiene, it's women. There's no cleaner bathroom than one with a urinal. But shit, who cares about physical reality? Feelings are at stake.

rebuildingMyself · 2014-01-13T18:09:13+00:00

Wanna see how much this has to do with cleanliness and hygiene? Ask a lavatory cleaner which are worse, male or female public loos.

My mother has been a cleaner most of her life. The worst male toilets are somewhat on a par with the average female ones. This has fuck all to do with hygiene

2FAM0US · 2014-01-13T13:09:45+00:00

english language market? i would love to see them install these here in Chicago. it would get vandalized beyond recognition, men would piss right on the speaker. or do they think niggas will be like "ite man i dont want no trouble" puts away gun and sits his ass down

Nemester · 2014-01-13T13:49:18+00:00

Nonsense like this reminds me of Civil Disobedience by Thoreau.

Asinine laws of his sort are meant to be ignored and broken. As the other commenter's have stated, the only proper course would be to vandalize and ignore such laws.

siphoning_farts · 2014-01-13T14:27:01+00:00

The Germans have a word for this (surprised?) "sitzpisser".

PFN_LIST_FUCKED · 2014-01-13T14:54:56+00:00

Christ wept.

I've got a better idea. Since women really need to learn to empathize with men, I think someone should form a company that makes devices that allow women to pee standing up, and then lobby the government to force all women to use it. Think of the profits.

Anyway, this is the dumbist shit I've ever read. Why don't they go do something worthwhile with their feminism, like find ways to get young girls (and boys) out of brothels? A complete waste of time and energy on their part with this nonsense.

caius_iulius_caesar · 2014-01-14T00:09:01+00:00

Hahahahahaha if only they knew how women hover-pee in public restrooms. That shit is disgusting... it just flies everywhere because women have no aim and don't have the muscle to steady themselves in a squat above the toilet. If all women just sat and peed, this wouldn't be an issue. But one chick decides the seat is gross, so she hover-pees and gets the seat all nasty. Then the next girl has to hover-pee.

By the time the janitor gets there, the words "Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here" are painted in red menstrual blood on the walls.

Wolfwoodd · 2014-01-13T20:22:13+00:00

WTF? Most of Taiwan still uses squat toilets (i.e. basically a hole in the ground). You see flush toilets around Taipei, but not really anywhere else. It makes me a tad distrustful of the seriousness and accuracy of this article. Just say'n.

Miamiheat87 · 2014-01-13T17:49:06+00:00

This sounds like something you'd read in the Inquirer.

Zackcid · 2014-01-13T17:49:47+00:00

There's a reason why women must lower themselves and piss sitting down, while men urinate standing up.

2014-01-13T18:47:39+00:00

If one of those things ever talks to me I'm breaking it.

2014-01-13T17:05:10+00:00

I fucking hate this planet.

2014-01-13T18:50:07+00:00

If I get that voice when overseas I'm peeing all over it..

Clauderoughly · 2014-01-13T19:20:24+00:00

The only way they will be able to stop me pissing standing up, is to hack off my legs.

billnye_theRPguy · 2014-01-13T20:43:10+00:00

Taking away a urinal doesn't force anybody to sit down, it just means guys will stand over the toilet bowl and piss on the toilet seat when no urinal is available. Hygienic my ass.

It's clearly a anti-men control thing anyway. Radfeminism is seeing how far they can stick their nose into places that should never concern them, simply because their men have been pussy whipped into letting them do this.

2014-01-13T16:46:10+00:00

I can only imagine the civil disobeidence involved in the resistance to this measure. Men standing up and pissing on everything, hahah.

Lets stage a piss-in at the public fountains.

2014-01-13T21:52:36+00:00

One more round fired at us in the War Against Men. I swear to God I will never let anyone tell me how to take a piss. Fuck them all.

rebuildingMyself · 2014-01-14T04:51:54+00:00

I've ranted about this before. Men's public bathrooms really are the last male space a feminist hasn't injected herself into. Our lines aren't around the stadium at games which clearly means Oppression. So of course they'd come for it eventually and put their nagging in there one way or the other. Honestly I'm surprised we don't have unisex bathrooms and girls bathrooms yet (though some places are sneaking that under the guide of helping transgendered, while still giving women their own space of course ) .

This time it could just be projection (women's bathrooms are usually nastier according to every janitor I've ever spoke with or read about online), or simply jealousy (men's bathrooms have less lines since we pee far more efficiently). But here the feminists come.

So here is the next round of feminist shit tests. Are you gonna sit on the toilet like a good boy for Big Daddy government since your sister is jealous?

dale0607 · 2014-01-13T13:38:22+00:00

How is pissing in a urinal less hygenic then a toilet seat with everyone's ass and diarhea spray all over the inside of the bowl(hopefully inside)?

First, I'd piss on the speaker for target practice.

Second, if they removed urinals, I'd piss in the sink.

Third, sitting down to poop only makes sense, sitting down to pee is more time consuming. The problem is jokers who don't lift the seat when they piss. ( why they're in a stall to pee is beyond me though, perhaps urinals are full? )

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KJL13 · 2014-01-13T17:41:31+00:00

Good luck trying to beat the pure efficiency of the baseball game trough urinal.

vaker · 2014-01-13T19:16:33+00:00

This has to be a wind up. I very much doubt this is a serious movement and smells highly of troll bait.

Redpillc0re · 2014-01-13T20:48:27+00:00

But i can't piss with my hardon, my rights are being violated.

0h_man · 2014-01-13T21:19:42+00:00

Even if they take away urinals, I'll still pee standing up in the stalls, leave the door open, and make satisfying noises "Ahhhh"

exotube · 2014-01-13T21:30:10+00:00

Fuck this - I am finally starting to get good at those urinal aim games and I'm not quitting now.

I would piss all over these things if I every saw one.

Bucky_Goldstein · 2014-01-13T23:22:58+00:00

this is ridiculous for a number of reasons

Economic - no restaurant/pub/sports bar in north america is going to remove urinals, just to install more toilets so the feminists can have their way, there would be a huge bill.
Spite, do you really think that men will come back to your establishment if the talking seat sensor shames them into sitting. And with the amount of shit carved into bathroom walls with knives and pens, I'd assume the seat sensor would be disabled in very short order, or just smashed with a good boot kick lol.
It's none of your business how I do my business, and if you install a seat sensor that tells me to sit down, I'm gonna piss all over it just because. I'll piss in the sink, or most likely all over the wall just because.
I'd guess public urination would increase, I'd rather have a nice place to take a leak at a bar, where I can piss in a urinal, rather than getting piss all over my ass because some woman did the "hover" and sprayed piss all over the seat in a unisex bathroom. If I was at a pub, I'd rather take a wander outside and take my chances getting fined outside by the police, rather than sitting on a gross toilet.
There are few things as freeing as standing in the bushes, looking out over some monumentous view of a trail you just hiked, and relieving yourself in the bushes. nature pisses are the best and I'm not gonna sit and take a nature piss, nature didn't intend for it to work like that, so I'm never gonna comply

lightfire409 · 2014-01-13T18:41:27+00:00

I doubt anyone takes this seriously.

2014-01-13T18:43:02+00:00

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2014-01-13T20:19:31+00:00

This makes me laugh because one of my first installs for my house will be my own urinal.

themasterof · 2014-01-13T22:32:38+00:00

It may be too late for the Swedes, Germans, Japanese and Taiwanese.

Brits and Americans actually think this is a serious thing in these countries. You guys honestly dont believe this calls for men to sit down while peeing are taken serious in Sweden, Germany, Japan and Taiwan?

Spooge_Tits · 2014-01-14T13:20:21+00:00

I pee standing up even in the toilet bowl. I don't need a urinal to do it. Mostly I prefer the privacy of the stall anyway. I still stand up.

General_Fear · 2014-01-13T23:37:15+00:00

If some guys walks up to me and tells me how to pee in the mens room one of to things will happen.

1.) I will turn around and pee on him and ask, "Excuse me. Are you talking to me?" and pee on his pants.

2.) If I am angry, I'll cave his skull in.

Hormander · 2014-01-13T17:55:54+00:00

How can I pee in her mouth if I'm not allowed to stand up ?

football1010 · 2014-01-13T21:38:17+00:00

How is this blue pill?

It is suggested to sit to avoid splash back, so as to not get piss on yourself.

This is just a poor blue pill example.

2014-01-13T22:37:45+00:00

Anyone who's ever shared a flat with other guys should empathize a little with this story, I don't like standing in other peoples piss.

Title	From Sweden to Taiwan, there are growing calls for men to stop urinating while standing up.
Author	Mouthful_of_Grandpa
Upvotes	65
Comments	87
Date	January 13, 2014 12:28 PM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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