So today I'm fucking out and about. I'm a big guy anyways this girl was eye fucking me yesterday and I was right back to her. Fast forward to today she comes by and asks if I want sex she's a 7 and I'm having a dry spell so why the fuck not. Well I can't do shit she gets naked I put on a condom but nothing she is just laying there with her legs spread. i try to create a mood and I go back to business but as I put the condom on she is just watching me, there is no passion.

Well I finally tell her sorry I can't do it tonight. She then goes on and tells me she is a prostitute and I have to pay her. I fucking told her to get the fuck out right now. She locks herself in the bathroom and comes out with my razor (I don't hit women but if she tried shit I would've) anyways she gets my ipod as a collateral until I give her the death stare and say she isn't taking shit. She promptly hands it back.

i then go on to take her downstairs and tell the doorman to never let her back. She tells me she is going to bring a friend back and if I go back to the bar I love she'll break a bottle over my head.

I assume most of you guys live in the U.S. this happened here in Brazil. I'm going back to the bar tomorrow as defiance but god damn I am fucking pissed off. I ate out a prostitute for no god damn reason and if I want someone to just lay there I'd use a blow up doll.

tl;dr: Always be on the look out if a woman offers you sex, there may be some hidden strings attached.