I read the article in the sidebar about shit tests and couldn't understand some of the tests that are presented there.

“Hold my bag for me!” or “Will you go and get me a coffee?”

“Do you believe in love at first sight?!”

How are those shit tests?
Let's say I'm hanging out with a bunch of friends and one of the girls asks me to get her a coffee, how exactly does she give me any shit? She asks me for a favor.
The love in first sight is also confusing, how exactly is that a shit test?

How do I actually spot shit tests? These two shit tests are confusing, can't understand the test here.