I fucked up. This happened about a week ago. I guess this is a mini-fr.

I was at a club and I go into the mens washroom which had a longer line than the girls bathroom which seemed strange. As I wait I see girls walking out of the men's bathroom periodically. As I get to the front I see a line of girls waiting to use the mens bathroom stalls. Two come out and four more go in as two more are still waiting. These two girls waiting were probably the hottest girls in the club, like I'm talking 9s 100% both about 6 feet and insanely hot, one blonde one brunette.

I go up to them and say "get the fuck out of the mens washroom" with a grin and one of them says "what the fuck did you just say to me!" I say "I've been waiting forever cuz you girls are hogging our stalls wait in line like the rest of the girls in the club" I was calm but serious. The guys around me, probably about 10-12 guys kinda give a look like I'm a fucking alien for talking to these girls like this.

As a finish talking a give one of the girls like a glancing bump on the shoulder like a shew gesture but oh boy was that a mistake.

The more alpha girl (the blonde) says "did you just fucking hit me!" and I laugh there are like 10-12 guys around me that saw everything but most of them are dear in the headlights. She continues "You can't fucking hit a girl blah blah blah" then a dude besides them says rather weakly "whyd you pu-ush a girl dude" I'm like oh jesus you can't be serious and just go take a piss. As I'm taking the piss I can hear the girls go into the bathroom still in a fit and the guy that defended them comes up behind me and says "sorry man I know you didn't do anything I'm just trying to get with the blonde, I've been with her for a while". I actually had seen him at the bar with her earlier I just say "whatever dude".

They get out of the bathroom and continue the fit like screaming in my ear but I just ignore them and finish up washing my hands and leave as the follow me still fucking talking in my ear.

An hour passes and I've pretty much forgot about this when a couple dudes and the two bathroom girls come up to me. "did you you push our girlfriends into the wall dude?" I'm like wtf and say "no are you serious they told you that?". They want to fight blah blah they get the manager blah blah the manager believes me blah blah the girls sister talks to me about how she knows martial arts blah blah.

The best part in at the end of the night some dude comes up to me "yo I heard you pushed my friends girlfriend onto the floor". And I had to talk to him for a while.

Maybe I was a tiny bit to hostile but would these girls listen to me kindly ask them to leave the bathroom? Never. Fucking messed up most of my night talking to these people. This just shows that some girls have no problem just fucking lying and I could see how fucked a guy is when its his word against hot girls. Furthermore when these girls said I pushed them into the wall later to my face I firmly believed they thought I did, like they had doublethinked themselfs it was scary.

edit: people saying I fucked up by touching them are right, the point of this post was that I made a few mistakes that night. I was lucky that it didn't end up worse for me. Don't do something like this.